I keep applying to carpentry school, and they keep rejecting me.
I don’t think they like my stool samples.
The Solar Panel goes home one night, rejecting his wife’s advances.
He says, “I’m sorry honey. I’ve just got no energy at night.”
Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
I got a fake medical ID made to get the COVID vaccine, but I was rejected
I’ve just received another rejection letter from a publisher regarding my autobiography.
That’s the story of my life
My trademark for extremely small grains of rice was rejected
Not sure why. I call it "Minute Rice" and it only takes about an hour to cook.
Did you hear the Journal of Modern Medicine rejected an article about Midol?
The editor said it was not current at all, but more of a period piece!
I was recently rejected from a mushroom studying school.
They said there wasn't mushroom for a fungi like me.
When I was in college, all the fraternities rejected me because I was circumcised.
You had to be a complete dick.
My son was rejected from Indiana University. Feeling persistent, he asked me if he should call one of the advisors and plead for admission.
I told him beggars can’t be Hoosiers.
You don't really hate cats....
You just can't handle rejection.
The local seniors care home rejected my offer to speak to residents about the advantages of being young in far-eastern countries...
apparently it is not "appropriate" to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.
Why did Samus reject the offer?
It didn’t match her Crateria.
The frequency of rejection is measured in Hurtz
My son went to propose his crush today with a huge smile but came back with a disappointed frown.
Me: "What's wrong, didn't it go well?"
Son:"No it didn't, she flat out rejected me. I did so much to plan this so all of it goes well, I called her to the fancy restaurant near that giant wall that holds the water and brought the best bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolates too but she still said that she likes me only as a friend."
Me: "Dam son"
Two pigs tried for an audition but both were rejected
One was too hammy while the other was too boaring
Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.
Why was the boar rejected for the casting role?
My dad has a way with words.
I think its time for him to join the Dad's Poet Society.
A true audiophile rejects outdated stereotypes.
Why did the invisible man reject the job offer?
He couldn't see himself doing it.
My friend developed a video streaming app that rejects every choice you make, and plays random Russian videos instead.
I was rejected from the astronaut academy
I guess the sky is my limit
A vegan rejected me on Tinder
She said we shouldn't meat
Why was Emperor Akbar rejected from Hogwarts?
Because he was a Muggle Sultan.
Hah, rejected by your mom
I asked my crush to pass me a chair
Cuz I was falling hard for him.
I tried to convert to Judaism, but I was rejected because I’m not circumcised.
I guess I didn’t make the cut.
“Hi, is this the rejection hotline?” “No! Go away!”
The executive sat on his katana after his proposed new corporate structure was rejected
Apparently, the board didn't approve of the bottom-up harakiri
Why did the blacksmith reject his newly forged sword?
What did the mushroom say when he got rejected from clown college?
My car was rejected from the car show...
It wasn't wearing the proper attire.
Did you know that Johnny Cash wrote a song for "Return of the Jedi", but was sadly rejected?
I guess George Lucas wasn't a fan of "Ewok the Line."
How do directors know if an actor is acting or just pretending to act?
Transplant nurses,
they just can't stand rejection!
Was talking to my wife about heading to the local fire hall for their charity Christmas tree drop-off and chipping...
Me: "Do you know if they are rejecting any trees at the firehall this year?"
Wife: "No...? I haven't heard anything"
Me: "I guess they still have an o-PINE door policy!"
Wife: "I hate you so much right now"
What is it called when a statistician cheats on his SO?
What do i have in common with movie script writers
99.9% of the things i try to do gets rejected by everyone.
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