When flirting consists of solid puns...
This Metal Gear Solid pun
Solid pun worth more than r/terriblefacebookmemes
Solid pun 8/10. X-post from r/memes
what punishment do you give solids that don't dissolve?
My mom has 3 kids. My brother was born a gas, my sister a liquid and I am a solid. Yesterday my mom looked upset so I asked her what was wrong. She said "I'm pregnant"
So I said "Okay, what's the matter?"
Did you hear the rumor about the mentally unstable man who was frozen solid?
In a press conference he said “I am not 0K”
I spent a solid month stitching together old wristwatches to make a belt
It was a waist of time...
My dad was told that he could no longer eat solid foods.
It was a hard pill to swallow.
A Solid Future
I told my son he should be a cement contractor. I told him that field has a solid future.
As a dad of boys, poop is always a solid conversation topic.
Sometimes, not so solid, either.
Nascar pit crews have one very solid benefit
This should cement her case and do the husband a solid
How do you make a gas into a solid?
The neighbors are rock solid at puns
Here’s a solid water joke.
The lettuce at the bottom of our pan was frozen solid.
Coworker 1: Aw shucks looks like we got the wrong lettuce.
Coworker 2: What do you mean? It's the same lettuce we usually get.
Coworker 1: Nuh uh, this is clearly iceberg lettuce.
Badum tss
Does freezing a donkey solid
Poop jokes are not my favorite kind of jokes, but they are a solid number two
The article has some solid, hard puns.
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
I hate it when my firends ask me to do them a solid
Especially when I've been eating grapes all day
Me: Can you do me a solid?
Dad: No, sorry, I have the runs today
Solid valentine from my husband.
A man's bottom was frozen solid
You're not supposed to laugh about it, but still
Ice is the most solid material in the world
It bathes in its own blood
Dwayne Johnson has always been a rock solid dude
The roads are a solid sheep of ice today.
“You mean ‘a sheet’, Dad?”
“No. I mean they’re ba-a-a-a-a-d.”
I was upset my girlfriend didn’t get the joke about solid, liquid, and gas?
I told her it was a big deal. She asked why it matters?
"Hey Garth, do you know that separating milk solids can yield a nutritious protein liquid?" "No way!"
My dad was told that he could no longer eat solid foods.
It was a hard pill to swallow.
A Solid Future
I told my son he should be a cement contractor. I told him that field has a solid future.
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes, But thy are a solid number two.
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite, but they’re a solid number 2
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