Solid pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mspyros14
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Rock solid pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Creditcard
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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When flirting consists of solid puns...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EternallyRoaming
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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This Metal Gear Solid pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Veno-Dome
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Solid pun worth more than r/terriblefacebookmemes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/podotash
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Solid pun 8/10. X-post from r/memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ayy_iss_ya_boii
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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what punishment do you give solids that don't dissolve?

suspensions

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ibrahim_MK
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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My mom has 3 kids. My brother was born a gas, my sister a liquid and I am a solid. Yesterday my mom looked upset so I asked her what was wrong. She said "I'm pregnant"

So I said "Okay, what's the matter?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feerkat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Did you hear the rumor about the mentally unstable man who was frozen solid?

In a press conference he said β€œI am not 0K”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnholyTrinity420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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I spent a solid month stitching together old wristwatches to make a belt

It was a waist of time...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ixnayhombray
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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My dad was told that he could no longer eat solid foods.

It was a hard pill to swallow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormbreaker636
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Solid effort.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadaverkitten94
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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A Solid Future

I told my son he should be a cement contractor. I told him that field has a solid future.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Divinepyramid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Solid effort. Haha.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadaverkitten94
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Solid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mohammed_ziyadh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Pretty solid evidence.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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As a dad of boys, poop is always a solid conversation topic.

Sometimes, not so solid, either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astucker85
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Nascar pit crews have one very solid benefit

A good retirement plan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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This should cement her case and do the husband a solid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theEndWasShit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Do me a solid, will you?

I don’t like liquids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmypickys
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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How do you make a gas into a solid?

Push harder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TanPaper
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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The neighbors are rock solid at puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImOnWalmartWiFi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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Solid eggs-ecution imgur.com/UMo0uSU
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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Here’s a solid water joke.

Ice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/j_gerth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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The lettuce at the bottom of our pan was frozen solid.

Coworker 1: Aw shucks looks like we got the wrong lettuce.

Coworker 2: What do you mean? It's the same lettuce we usually get.

Coworker 1: Nuh uh, this is clearly iceberg lettuce.

Badum tss

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Does freezing a donkey solid

make a hard ass?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Poop jokes are not my favorite kind of jokes, but they are a solid number two
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2017
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The article has some solid, hard puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rainlieren
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive

Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analytik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Solid
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGaming572
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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I hate it when my firends ask me to do them a solid

Especially when I've been eating grapes all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onlyux
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Me: Can you do me a solid?

Dad: No, sorry, I have the runs today

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnbtc
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Solid valentine from my husband.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laurie712
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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Solid Argument
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCoder01
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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A man's bottom was frozen solid

You're not supposed to laugh about it, but still

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagusiu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Ice is the most solid material in the world

It bathes in its own blood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SideOfInsanity
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Dwayne Johnson has always been a rock solid dude
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πŸ‘€︎ u/triccmints
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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The roads are a solid sheep of ice today.

β€œYou mean β€˜a sheet’, Dad?”

β€œNo. I mean they’re ba-a-a-a-a-d.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/countryboyathome
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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I was upset my girlfriend didn’t get the joke about solid, liquid, and gas?

I told her it was a big deal. She asked why it matters?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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"Hey Garth, do you know that separating milk solids can yield a nutritious protein liquid?" "No way!"

"Whey!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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My dad was told that he could no longer eat solid foods.

It was a hard pill to swallow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stormbreaker636
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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A Solid Future

I told my son he should be a cement contractor. I told him that field has a solid future.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Divinepyramid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes, But thy are a solid number two.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lxrge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2018
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Poop jokes aren’t my favorite, but they’re a solid number 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moogly2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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