When flirting consists of solid puns...
This Metal Gear Solid pun
Solid pun worth more than r/terriblefacebookmemes
Solid pun 8/10. X-post from r/memes
I spent a solid month stitching together old wristwatches to make a belt
It was a waist of time...
My dad was told that he could no longer eat solid foods.
It was a hard pill to swallow.
A Solid Future
I told my son he should be a cement contractor. I told him that field has a solid future.
Those puns are rock solid.
As a dad of boys, poop is always a solid conversation topic.
Sometimes, not so solid, either.
Nascar pit crews have one very solid benefit
This should cement her case and do the husband a solid
How do you make a gas into a solid?
The neighbors are rock solid at puns
The lettuce at the bottom of our pan was frozen solid.
Coworker 1: Aw shucks looks like we got the wrong lettuce.
Coworker 2: What do you mean? It's the same lettuce we usually get.
Coworker 1: Nuh uh, this is clearly iceberg lettuce.
Badum tss
Here’s a solid water joke.
Does freezing a donkey solid
I hate it when my firends ask me to do them a solid
Especially when I've been eating grapes all day
The article has some solid, hard puns.
Me: Can you do me a solid?
Dad: No, sorry, I have the runs today
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
Poop jokes are not my favorite kind of jokes, but they are a solid number two
Solid valentine from my husband.
Ice is the most solid material in the world
It bathes in its own blood
A man's bottom was frozen solid
You're not supposed to laugh about it, but still
The roads are a solid sheep of ice today.
“You mean ‘a sheet’, Dad?”
“No. I mean they’re ba-a-a-a-a-d.”
Dwayne Johnson has always been a rock solid dude
I was upset my girlfriend didn’t get the joke about solid, liquid, and gas?
I told her it was a big deal. She asked why it matters?
"Hey Garth, do you know that separating milk solids can yield a nutritious protein liquid?" "No way!"
I earned a solid groan today
I was doing a maternity shoot for a nice family expecting their second. The dad is a pharmacist. I told him that I was never very good at chemistry, but one time I read a book about helium and I could NOT put it down.
My friend told me I owed him a solid
To spite him, I gave him some water
I really wanted to be a Solid Earth Tectonicist.
But my world fell apart...
My dad was told that he could no longer eat solid foods.
It was a hard pill to swallow.
A Solid Future
I told my son he should be a cement contractor. I told him that field has a solid future.
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes, But thy are a solid number two.
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite, but they’re a solid number 2
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