When flirting consists of solid puns...
This Metal Gear Solid pun
Solid pun worth more than r/terriblefacebookmemes
Solid pun 8/10. X-post from r/memes
I spent a solid month stitching together old wristwatches to make a belt
It was a waist of time...
My dad was told that he could no longer eat solid foods.
It was a hard pill to swallow.
A Solid Future
I told my son he should be a cement contractor. I told him that field has a solid future.
As a dad of boys, poop is always a solid conversation topic.
Sometimes, not so solid, either.
Nascar pit crews have one very solid benefit
This should cement her case and do the husband a solid
How do you make a gas into a solid?
The neighbors are rock solid at puns
The lettuce at the bottom of our pan was frozen solid.
Coworker 1: Aw shucks looks like we got the wrong lettuce.
Coworker 2: What do you mean? It's the same lettuce we usually get.
Coworker 1: Nuh uh, this is clearly iceberg lettuce.
Badum tss
Here’s a solid water joke.
Does freezing a donkey solid
I hate it when my firends ask me to do them a solid
Especially when I've been eating grapes all day
My brother won 5 million dollars on the lottery, then promptly spent it all on a solid gold, jewel-encrusted garbage can.
The article has some solid, hard puns.
Me: Can you do me a solid?
Dad: No, sorry, I have the runs today
So, if I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive
Would that mean I'm doing cloud computing?
Poop jokes are not my favorite kind of jokes, but they are a solid number two
Solid valentine from my husband.
Ice is the most solid material in the world
It bathes in its own blood
A man's bottom was frozen solid
You're not supposed to laugh about it, but still
Dwayne Johnson has always been a rock solid dude
The roads are a solid sheep of ice today.
“You mean ‘a sheet’, Dad?”
“No. I mean they’re ba-a-a-a-a-d.”
I was upset my girlfriend didn’t get the joke about solid, liquid, and gas?
I told her it was a big deal. She asked why it matters?
"Hey Garth, do you know that separating milk solids can yield a nutritious protein liquid?" "No way!"
I earned a solid groan today
I was doing a maternity shoot for a nice family expecting their second. The dad is a pharmacist. I told him that I was never very good at chemistry, but one time I read a book about helium and I could NOT put it down.
My friend told me I owed him a solid
To spite him, I gave him some water
I really wanted to be a Solid Earth Tectonicist.
But my world fell apart...
If an infant learns to eat solid food on October 31st...
Does that mean they Hallowean?
My dad was told that he could no longer eat solid foods.
It was a hard pill to swallow.
A Solid Future
I told my son he should be a cement contractor. I told him that field has a solid future.
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite jokes, But thy are a solid number two.
Poop jokes aren’t my favorite, but they’re a solid number 2
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