It was a hard pill to swallow.
I told my son he should be a cement contractor. I told him that field has a solid future.
He’s now a seasoned veteran
They just log in. My 7yr old daughter just told me this, so proud!
That was a trip down memory lane.
My job was getting harder & harder.
A good retirement plan.
Sometimes, not so solid, either.
Somewhere over the rainbow
I said " Give him a gift of the Holiday Spirit".
Gas, liquid, and solid
But they’re a solid number 2!
He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.
Dam.
I came up with this one today but I'm sure it's been done before. My wife said it's lame. What do you say?
AUNT: You look just like your dad.
ME: Thanks. We both use our eyes.
Coworker 1: Aw shucks looks like we got the wrong lettuce.
Coworker 2: What do you mean? It's the same lettuce we usually get.
Coworker 1: Nuh uh, this is clearly iceberg lettuce.
Badum tss
-Could you describe the symptoms?
-Marge has blue hair and Homer is a fat guy
Especially when I've been eating grapes all day
What a waste!
It was a hard pill to swallow.
I told my son he should be a cement contractor. I told him that field has a solid future.
But they are a solid #2
But they're a solid number 2
But they are a solid #2
