When flirting consists of solid puns...
This Metal Gear Solid pun
Solid pun worth more than r/terriblefacebookmemes
Solid pun 8/10. X-post from r/memes
what punishment do you give solids that don't dissolve?
My mom has 3 kids. My brother was born a gas, my sister a liquid and I am a solid. Yesterday my mom looked upset so I asked her what was wrong. She said "I'm pregnant"
So I said "Okay, what's the matter?"
Did you hear the rumor about the mentally unstable man who was frozen solid?
In a press conference he said “I am not 0K”
The police arrested a dog for giving birth on the street.
What's the highest rank in the popcorn army?
Hope this isn’t a shitty pun
Did you hear about the solider that got hit with mustard gas and pepper spray?
He’s now a seasoned veteran
I spent a solid month stitching together old wristwatches to make a belt
It was a waist of time...
My dad was told that he could no longer eat solid foods.
It was a hard pill to swallow.
A Solid Future
I told my son he should be a cement contractor. I told him that field has a solid future.
The joys of being employed
What is grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement?
A wolf...
I just added the cement to make it hard.
What does a shark and a computer have in common ?
They both have megabytes.
A man walked into a bar and said,
As a dad of boys, poop is always a solid conversation topic.
Sometimes, not so solid, either.
Did you know that Diarrhea is hereditary?
Nascar pit crews have one very solid benefit
I got into an argument with a statue the other day...
and I have to admit it had some rock solid points.
How do trees get on a computer?
They just log in. My 7yr old daughter just told me this, so proud!
I saw an Elsa blanket
I didn’t get it though, the cold never really bothered me anyways.
I don't have diarrhea
I have solid evidence in the toilet
The police just showed up at my house and arrested my bottle of water. They said he was wanted in 3 states...
This should cement her case and do the husband a solid
Toilet jokes aren’t my favorite...
But they’re a solid number 2.
I like telling fart jokes.
They are tough to hold in.
My girlfriend is Russian and we were about to start lovemaking
She told me to PUTIN but I dont know why I kept STALIN
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
How do you make a gas into a solid?
The neighbors are rock solid at puns
I walked down a street where the houses were numbered, 64k, 128k,256k, 512k and 1MB.
That was a trip down memory lane.
My dad was told that he could no longer eat solid foods.
It was a hard pill to swallow.
A Solid Future
I told my son he should be a cement contractor. I told him that field has a solid future.
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