Classic sound pun
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A structurally sound pun
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︎ Sep 04 2019
I bought a record at the charity shop the other day, "Sounds That Wasps Make". I took it home and it sounded nothing like Wasps.
That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.
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︎ May 03 2021
I hate the word "xenophobia", it sounds so...
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︎ Apr 21 2021
If you play guitar and want to know the secret to making it sound better...
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︎ May 24 2021
This is a bad one. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Jun 01 2021
What sound does a tree make?
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︎ May 15 2021
What sound is made when a piano is dropped on a person?
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︎ May 16 2021
My dog was sitting on top of some sound equipment
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︎ May 28 2021
I tried to come up with a pun about carpentry, but itβs harder than it sounds.
Almost nothing wood work.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
What sound does Marie Kondo's pet frog make?
"Rid-v-it . . . Rid-v-it."
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︎ May 19 2021
LPT: Never tell a sound technician how they are doing their job.
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︎ May 20 2021
What do clumsy beatboxers sound like?
Oops oops oops oops oops oops oops oops
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Dad: "You were ado...."
Daughter: "I was adopted?"
Dad: "You were adorable as a baby!"
Daughter: "Oh!!"
Dad: "That's why we adopted you. "
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︎ May 29 2021
Sounds about right.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
When registering for college classes, pick ones taught by heterosexual Canadians whenever possible.
They always give straight "eh"s.
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︎ May 24 2021
I have a Polish friend who's a sound technician.
And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
What sound does an aircraft make when it hits the ground?
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine?
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︎ May 25 2021
What's another word for strange sounds?
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︎ May 02 2021
What sound does a witches car make?
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︎ Apr 09 2021
I was looking for the sound track to Mortal Kombat
but all I could find was a bunch of Finnish Hymns.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
I bought an owl that produces pasta from its mouth when it makes a sound.
I got it at a carb hoot sale.
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︎ May 11 2021
I got an vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didnβt sound anything like wasps!
Then I realised I was playing the bee side.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience
The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this because of a coo sticks.
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︎ May 09 2021
So we all know that you find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant?
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︎ May 18 2021
I've started a boat building business in my attic...
...sails are going through the roof.
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︎ May 13 2021
Initially I didnβt believe that my chiropractor was any good.
But now I stand corrected.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
I got banned from /r/DadJokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
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︎ May 07 2021
You might think being injected with antivirus sounds boring
But it's really quite vaccinating
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︎ Apr 03 2021
I googled 'lost medieval servant boy'
The result was 'This page cannot be found.'
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︎ May 18 2021
What sound do you make when you swept the floor too fast?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
originally posted on r/tumblr by u/MaetelofLaMetal
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︎ Apr 26 2021
I caught my son chewing on an electrical cord...
so I had to ground him.
He's doing better currently.
And conducting himself properly.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
Wife (madly tapping at phone): my sound is not working
Me (a seasoned dad): I can hear you just fine
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︎ Apr 16 2021
If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...
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︎ Sep 13 2020
I found an old vinyl record of insect sounds.
I put it on, expecting relaxing ambient sounds like cicadas and such, but all I got was a droning buzz. That's when I realized that I was playing the bee side.
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Not a joke for written context, but one you can use on your family.
You just say to your family member - "Did you hear someone in the family is part owl?"
They'll reply with "who?" And you look at them with a raised eyebrow.
Tell this joke over dinner if youd like to be the life of the party. You're welcome.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
I once met a woman who had 12 breasts. Sounds weird..
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︎ Jan 27 2021
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
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︎ May 23 2021
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Whats Orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
I got an vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didnβt sound anything like wasps!
Then I realised I was playing the bee side.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I used to have a Russian friend who was a sound technician
And a Czech one too. A Czech one too
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︎ Feb 28 2021
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
What's orange and sounds like a parrot ?
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︎ Mar 01 2021
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