In a press conference he said “I am not 0K”
Kernel
It was a waist of time...
He’s now a seasoned veteran
It was a hard pill to swallow.
I told my son he should be a cement contractor. I told him that field has a solid future.
It runs in your jeans.
I didn’t get it though, the cold never really bothered me anyways.
But they’re a solid number 2.
Solid, liquid and gas
They just log in. My 7yr old daughter just told me this, so proud!
Sometimes, not so solid, either.
She told me to PUTIN but I dont know why I kept STALIN
A good retirement plan.
They are tough to hold in.
I shouldn’t have mentioned my solid experience.
My job was getting harder & harder.
That was a trip down memory lane.
When we were Christmas shopping for our kids, we went to target. After walking around for a while I got bored and eventually found a bouncy ball. It was a small inflatable basketball about tennis ball sized and being inflated instead of solid rubber, it made a louder noise when it hit the ground.
We were walking around and I was bouncing the ball. My wife got visibly irritated at the constant noise following her around and told me to please put it down. I bounced it again and said "I'm trying, but every time I do, it comes back up into my hand"
Que the groan.
Somewhere over the rainbow
I said " Give him a gift of the Holiday Spirit".
He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.
And my 10 year old son, completely deadpan, tells me
‘Dad, I knew that story wasn’t real because you don’t have any friends’
👻👻💀💀☠️☠️ It took me a solid 5 minutes to stop laughing.
I have achieved Dad level 10 at raising my kids
It was a hard pill to swallow.
I told my son he should be a cement contractor. I told him that field has a solid future.
Gas, liquid, and solid
But they are a solid #2
But they’re a solid number 2!
