If carbo hydrate

Then why bread dry?

๐Ÿ‘︎ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CopsaLau
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Keep cows well hydrated

Otherwise, they turn into real jerkies.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 4
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wyllyam1111
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Just installed a new hydration system

It was well done

๐Ÿ‘︎ 4
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BrutusMaximu
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 2k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JDogg_of_RS
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 19 2016
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Just finished peeing and the wife came in after and asked: "Did you just piss without flushing"?

I replied, "Yea, it's pretty clear..."

.3 seconds later I realized how funny it was.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 14
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BearWithTridentToo
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 19 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
So I'm at a bar with my friend the other day...

Bartender comes over to get our drinks, we're both interested in hydrating to start off with and we order waters.

Bartender asks if we want ice water or just water.

We both say we'd like ice in our water.

So then I say, "well, you could say it's ice water squared."

My buddy then lowers his head and says, "Bro, they come cubed..."

๐Ÿ‘︎ 7
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/goldraven
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
No matter how much pop I drink Iโ€™m still so thirsty...

I must be soda hydrated.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 23
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rogan2929
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 14 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What do Captain America's Enemies say while drinking water?

Hail Hydrate

๐Ÿ‘︎ 4
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VIVIVUSVICI
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
๐Ÿšจ︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.