Drier Puns

Her: My other one is terrible, it takes forever to dry my hair. But this one doesn't suck.

Me: I sure hope not, it's a blow drier not a vacuum.

I was compiling a shopping list for things to pick up from the store when I asked my wife if there was anything she could think of to add.

"I don't know... Dryer sheets?"

"Dryer sheets? The ones on the bed right now seem pretty dry, I don't know how much drier the ones at the store will be..."

Classic.

They were called the Dryer Makers.

Necessary Terminology: Toonie= Canadian $2 Coin

Friend's Facebook Status: "Laundromats aren't so bad when you find a toonie in the drier."

I commented: "If the drier cost $2, you could call it a wash!"

I was sort of proud of my dad-joke, so later that day, I told my dad the story.

Dad: "Do you think she'll be arrested?" Me: "No, why?" Dad: "For Money Laundering"

Daughter: Dad can you please stop at this store, I need dryer sheets. Me: Ours are pretty dry, how much drier do you need them to be?

I told her it was a bit drier

While driving past a winery in California my mom says, "I wonder how the droughts will affect the grapes"

"I imagine the wine will be a bit drier"