My girlfriend was talking to me about hair driers

Her: My other one is terrible, it takes forever to dry my hair. But this one doesn't suck.

Me: I sure hope not, it's a blow drier not a vacuum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Gingemaster
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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My wife wanted me to pick up some drier sheets from the store

I was compiling a shopping list for things to pick up from the store when I asked my wife if there was anything she could think of to add.

"I don't know... Dryer sheets?"

"Dryer sheets? The ones on the bed right now seem pretty dry, I don't know how much drier the ones at the store will be..."

Classic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhillipFaustus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2015
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Led Zeppelin ran a laundry appliance business.

They were called the Dryer Makers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Guys, I only have one can of tuna left. But it's all right imgur.com/gallery/Mk30olk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Myburgher
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2015
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My dad out dad-joked my dad-joke.

Necessary Terminology: Toonie= Canadian $2 Coin

Friend's Facebook Status: "Laundromats aren't so bad when you find a toonie in the drier."

I commented: "If the drier cost $2, you could call it a wash!"

I was sort of proud of my dad-joke, so later that day, I told my dad the story.

Dad: "Do you think she'll be arrested?" Me: "No, why?" Dad: "For Money Laundering"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/druman55
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2014
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Nailed it!

Daughter: Dad can you please stop at this store, I need dryer sheets. Me: Ours are pretty dry, how much drier do you need them to be?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmmccann
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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My sister asked if Maytag Blue Cheese was part appliance

I told her it was a bit drier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rykahn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2015
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I got the perfect opening earlier today

While driving past a winery in California my mom says, "I wonder how the droughts will affect the grapes"

"I imagine the wine will be a bit drier"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2014
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