Blow Dryer Puns

"This sucks."

What did the blow dryer say in retort?

"Blow me."

While I was eating breakfast my roommate came out and asked, "Can I use your hair dryer? Mine sucks."

To which I, of course, have to respond, "Shouldn't it blow?"

She only rolled her eyes and walked away. I think this might have something to do with why she avoids me in public places.

So we were in the bathroom, and we were using the automatic hand dryers. They were pretty cheap ones - Me: These dryers suck! Dad: Actually they blow...

While on vacation, my mom was using one of the provided motel hair dryers. Commenting on the power of the appliance, she says "man, this thing really sucks." I respond by saying "Actually, it blows." Without skipping a beat, she responds by saying "You could say that it's blowing hot air."