There’s a hair dryer in my shower
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHoneyPot96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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I gave my wife a broken hair-dryer for her birthday

She wasn’t blown away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McAnixza
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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I told my daughter that hair dryers use magic to dry hair.

It was just a lot of hot air.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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I just got a new job of drying plates with a hair dryer...

It’s dish-gusting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finn-GJ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Washington Post Headline: IBM ends campaign urging women to hack hair dryers after heated blowback

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2015/12/08/ibm-ends-campaign-urging-women-to-hack-hair-dryers-after-heated-blowback/?hpid=hp_hp-cards_hp-card-technology%3Ahomepage%2Fcard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samsdeadfishclub
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2015
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You don't supercharge a Miata with a leafblower

You do it with a hair dryer...

Cars guys will get it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamingpron0t
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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Dad joked while trying to save my money

I accidentally put my wallet through the wash last night. This morning, as I was drying its contents with a hair dryer, my uncle walks in and immediately says "you do know that money laundering is a crime, right?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zephyrsothe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2014
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We were at a German motel...

... my mom was getting ready to take a shower and asked my dad to call reception and ask for a hair dryer. He discreetly took his cell, went into the other room and called our room. My mom answered the phone and in his best German accent said: "Zis is reception Herr Draier speaking."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2013
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My wife: Your gift blows really hard.

She must love her new hair dryer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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Dad joked my roommate good this morning.

While I was eating breakfast my roommate came out and asked, "Can I use your hair dryer? Mine sucks."

To which I, of course, have to respond, "Shouldn't it blow?"

She only rolled her eyes and walked away. I think this might have something to do with why she avoids me in public places.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whathedoesntknow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2014
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Zing'd my mom, she zing'd me right back

While on vacation, my mom was using one of the provided motel hair dryers. Commenting on the power of the appliance, she says "man, this thing really sucks." I respond by saying "Actually, it blows." Without skipping a beat, she responds by saying "You could say that it's blowing hot air."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LBigSancho
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2014
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