Hair Dry Puns

A list of puns related to "Hair Dry"

I told my daughter that hair dryers use magic to dry hair.

It was just a lot of hot air.

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👤︎ u/Huggsy-The-Penguin
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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I just got a new job of drying plates with a hair dryer...

It’s dish-gusting

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👤︎ u/Finn-GJ
📅︎ Apr 06 2019
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What did the dad say to his long haired son?

Dad: You should have gotten a haricut a long time ago... Son: But dad, I did get a haircut a long time ago!

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👤︎ u/VikzeLink
📅︎ Apr 15 2015
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My girlfriend was talking to me about hair driers

Her: My other one is terrible, it takes forever to dry my hair. But this one doesn't suck.

Me: I sure hope not, it's a blow drier not a vacuum.

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👤︎ u/The_Gingemaster
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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Dad joked while trying to save my money

I accidentally put my wallet through the wash last night. This morning, as I was drying its contents with a hair dryer, my uncle walks in and immediately says "you do know that money laundering is a crime, right?"

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👤︎ u/zephyrsothe
📅︎ Jul 20 2014
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I DadJoked my girlfriend and she actually found it funny… What a keeper!

We planned on going to this really cool mexican restaurant in town but she was running late.

Me: How long are you gonna be?

Her: Almost done, just have to blow-dry my hair.

Me: Well blow-dry all of them, WE GOTTA GO!

she chuckled but it could just be from her plotting my "accidental" death in her head.

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👤︎ u/George_F4YF
📅︎ Dec 17 2013
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