I've just washed the car with my son..
Next time I'm going to use a sponge.
I washed a few $20's the other day...
A very angry IRS agent called me and threatened me with serious fines and jail time for committing tax fraud.
I guess they take money laundering very seriously....
I found a load of batteries washed up on the beach.
I was collecting C Cells on the sea shore.
I washed my whites today. They got so clean,
it left me bleachless.
My wife tried to help me and washed my bear costume in hot water. It shrunk outa my size!
I was furrious!
On a post about a washed up whale. This person SEAS the opportunity and they take it!
Found out I washed some of my son's nerf darts in his laundry...
Should make for some good clean shots.
I've washed my hands so many times this week
That I revealed cheat notes from a calculus test from 1972
I got ketchup in my eyes while cooking dinner last night. I should have washed them but
Heinzsight is 20/20
What do you call a washed-up trashcan salesman?
A has bin
What do you call a whale who's a real jerk to his friends because his mom got washed ashore?
Son of a beached
If I washed my hair with fake shit, would it still be considered sham poo?
I had the world’s best showerthought but it got washed down the drain. Now it’s just a pipe dream.
My son tried to dry the dishes before they were washed
Everything was out of sink
I was pretty mad when a bird pooped all over my Honda right after I washed it
But I guess it was only doing its Civic doody.
My Headphones still worked after I accidentally washed them
Once I told my dad he replied "Wow, I bet there's cleaner sound too!"
My dad just said this to my brother who accidentally washed his check in the laundry.
Dad - "You know that's illigal, right?"
Bro - "What?"
Dad - "Money laundering"
Power washed building in New York [X-post from /r/pics]
http://i.imgur.com/2nB6FNS.jpg
Just saw this pic on /r/pics, and realised the difference is night and day !
