What's the difference between a sneaky alcoholic and a clumsy plastic surgeon?
One takes a nip of the tipple, the other takes the tip off a nipple.
I was able to finally make my baked dough come to life, but it was clumsy...
It was an oaf of bread.
iPhone developers party was full of clumsy festive drinkers again says Apple in cider
I'm clumsy and I have bump into things with alarming frequency.
About 6 hz a day.
My cat is so clumsy...
She has two left feet.
With all his clumsy shenanigans, Olaf broke a lot of expensive things
Anna asked Elsa, "Do you wanna bill 'da snowman?"
Do ever become so clumsy that you accidentally tip the glasses?
Why are DJs clumsy?
Theyβre always dropping beats
Clumsy chemists are the best DJβs
Theyβre really great at dropping the base
What do you call a clumsy Opthamologist?
An eyedropper.
Why do clumsy farmers make the best DJs?
They are most likely to drop a good beet.
How did the clumsy farmer get his record deal?
He just kept dropping beets.
Why can't you trust a clumsy barista?
They're always spilling the beans
What do you call a group of clumsy white detectives
The Clue klutz clan
What blood type does a clumsy keyboard user have?
Type-O
I hear this several times day. Because my family is clumsy. Never gets old to him....
I stub my toe on something
Me: "Dammit I just hit my toe on the coffee table!!"
Dad: "Need me to call a toe truck??????"
Never fucking fails.....
Love him though.
Why did Skrillex hire the clumsy band member?
He kept dropping the bass
