18 Hilarious Clumsy Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

A clumsy employee knocked over his boss’s coffee cans and wasted all his coffee.

It was grounds for dismissal!

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👤︎ u/SlickHeadSinger

📅︎ Apr 23 2021

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What do clumsy beatboxers sound like?

Oops oops oops oops oops oops oops oops

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👤︎ u/Vote4Hitler

📅︎ Apr 07 2021

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What's the difference between a sneaky alcoholic and a clumsy plastic surgeon?

One takes a nip of the tipple, the other takes the tip off a nipple.

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👤︎ u/chewingthefatchungus

📅︎ Nov 06 2020

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I was able to finally make my baked dough come to life, but it was clumsy...

It was an oaf of bread.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ May 24 2020

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iPhone developers party was full of clumsy festive drinkers again says Apple in cider

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👤︎ u/pelomTEN

📅︎ Nov 15 2019

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I'm clumsy and I have bump into things with alarming frequency.

About 6 hz a day.

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👤︎ u/h8monster0

📅︎ Jan 31 2020

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My cat is so clumsy...

She has two left feet.

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👤︎ u/isleag07

📅︎ Nov 20 2019

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With all his clumsy shenanigans, Olaf broke a lot of expensive things

Anna asked Elsa, "Do you wanna bill 'da snowman?"

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👤︎ u/The_Possum

📅︎ Apr 05 2019

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Why are DJs clumsy?

They’re always dropping beats

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👤︎ u/SekariTwo

📅︎ Jan 12 2019

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Clumsy chemists are the best DJ’s

They’re really great at dropping the base

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👤︎ u/inceptionisim

📅︎ Apr 10 2019

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What do you call a clumsy Opthamologist?

An eyedropper.

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👤︎ u/cancervixen831

📅︎ Oct 05 2018

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Why do clumsy farmers make the best DJs?

They are most likely to drop a good beet.

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👤︎ u/OleDetour

📅︎ May 26 2016

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How did the clumsy farmer get his record deal?

He just kept dropping beets.

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👤︎ u/lopingwolf

📅︎ Jul 19 2015

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Why can't you trust a clumsy barista?

They're always spilling the beans

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👤︎ u/slootluuurd

📅︎ Aug 10 2016

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What do you call a group of clumsy white detectives

The Clue klutz clan

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👤︎ u/rei7689

📅︎ Aug 25 2015

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What blood type does a clumsy keyboard user have?

Type-O

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👤︎ u/Chicken_cordon_bleu

📅︎ Mar 15 2017

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I hear this several times day. Because my family is clumsy. Never gets old to him....

I stub my toe on something

Me: "Dammit I just hit my toe on the coffee table!!"

Dad: "Need me to call a toe truck??????"

Never fucking fails.....

Love him though.

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👤︎ u/adevore

📅︎ Aug 25 2013

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Why did Skrillex hire the clumsy band member?

He kept dropping the bass

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👤︎ u/msumanpan

📅︎ Jan 11 2016

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