Clumsy Puns

A list of puns related to "Clumsy"

A clumsy employee knocked over his boss’s coffee cans and wasted all his coffee.

It was grounds for dismissal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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What do clumsy beatboxers sound like?

Oops oops oops oops oops oops oops oops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vote4Hitler
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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What's the difference between a sneaky alcoholic and a clumsy plastic surgeon?

One takes a nip of the tipple, the other takes the tip off a nipple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chewingthefatchungus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I was able to finally make my baked dough come to life, but it was clumsy...

It was an oaf of bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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iPhone developers party was full of clumsy festive drinkers again says Apple in cider
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pelomTEN
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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I'm clumsy and I have bump into things with alarming frequency.

About 6 hz a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h8monster0
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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My cat is so clumsy...

She has two left feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isleag07
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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With all his clumsy shenanigans, Olaf broke a lot of expensive things

Anna asked Elsa, "Do you wanna bill 'da snowman?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Why are DJs clumsy?

They’re always dropping beats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SekariTwo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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Clumsy chemists are the best DJ’s

They’re really great at dropping the base

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inceptionisim
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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What do you call a clumsy Opthamologist?

An eyedropper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cancervixen831
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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Why do clumsy farmers make the best DJs?

They are most likely to drop a good beet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OleDetour
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2016
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How did the clumsy farmer get his record deal?

He just kept dropping beets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lopingwolf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2015
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Why can't you trust a clumsy barista?

They're always spilling the beans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slootluuurd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2016
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What do you call a group of clumsy white detectives

The Clue klutz clan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rei7689
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2015
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What blood type does a clumsy keyboard user have?

Type-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chicken_cordon_bleu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2017
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I hear this several times day. Because my family is clumsy. Never gets old to him....

I stub my toe on something

Me: "Dammit I just hit my toe on the coffee table!!"

Dad: "Need me to call a toe truck??????"

Never fucking fails.....

Love him though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adevore
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2013
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Why did Skrillex hire the clumsy band member?

He kept dropping the bass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/msumanpan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2016
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