What do you call the village where Hobbits live that isn’t as good as the Shire but they make really good sloppy joes?
Worcestershire
Whst did the herb gardener say to the sloppy chef?
Please, don't waste my thyme!
My kid was eating sloppy joe's in his pajamas.
Now he has sloppy jams.
What do you call a sloppy Joe made with taco seasoned beef?
Sloppy José
Did you hear that diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans.
My girlfriend is now an official dad
Me: okay we can try manwhich, sounds manly (talking about sloppy joes)
Her: its basically just a warlock
Me: oof
What type of sandwich does Dolly Parton eat while she's on a diet?
Sloppy Joe Lean
Credit to my fiancé for this one.
