H. Clinton and D. Trump are in a boat, the boat springs a leak, who is saved?
The United States of America
There was two fishermen in a row boat that suddenly sprung a leak.
They rowed furiously to shore only to have it sink just yards from shore. The moral of the story is: as ye row, so shall ye seep.
We have a leak in our roof from the recent storm..
I guess you can say it's problem-attic
I wish this was funny, my roof is fucked
(I did make that joke up tho)
Why canβt you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?
Because the p is silent.
He was told there was a leak under the sink
The pipes in my house leak
I think they are whistleblowers
While walking around the kitchen today, I realized that we sprung a leak.
Thereβs a serious leak under the sink
Why did the boat know it had a leak?
That sinking feeling...
If you store data in the cloud and it rains, is that considered a data leak?
There was a leak this morning.
What Did The Bavarian Say To His Crew When The Ship Had A Leak?
All Hans On Deck!
A radioactive leak in China has thrown the country's widlife into chaos
Apparently it's absolute panda-monium
Looks like there is a serious leak under the sink....
We have an aggressive leak under the sink.
I called five different businesses to fix the leak in my roof - none did.
But Seal Team Six got the job done!
These dad jokes are way out of your leak
My chef just told me there was a massive leak in the kitchen ceiling.
I visited some Welsh people and they had a leak in their toilet.
I'm sure it would be more hygienic to cook it on the stove.
What do you call it when the king of Thebes takes a leak?
An Oedipus
I finally fixed that leak behind the garage. No more rain on the lawnmower!
This is truly a watershed moment!
Breaking news: 18 people suffocated after a leak at the helium refinery
Breaking news: 18 people suffocated after a leak at the helium refinery. It's not all bad news though. They all went out on a high note.
My dad shouted downstairs, "There's a big leak at your TV"
My dad when finding where the leak has been coming from.
http://i.imgur.com/eWoiU1w.jpg
What do you do when you find a leak in the kitchen?
I don't know, I'm more of a radish kind of guy.
