34 Hilarious Leak Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you call a large land mass that uncontrollably leaks into the ocean?

Incontinent

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👤︎ u/TheGogglesDo-Nothing

📅︎ Dec 01 2020

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Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Oct 17 2020

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What Did The Bavarian Say To His Crew When The Ship Had A Leak?

All Hans On Deck!

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👤︎ u/Podomus

📅︎ Oct 27 2020

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I think my car has a gas leak...

I have to keep filling the gas tank

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👤︎ u/PerfectlyWorthwhile

📅︎ Oct 07 2020

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What a leak

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👤︎ u/MajorState911

📅︎ Apr 20 2020

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A serious leak.

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👤︎ u/ajfoucault

📅︎ Jul 17 2020

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A radioactive leak in China has thrown the country's widlife into chaos

Apparently it's absolute panda-monium

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👤︎ u/soody765

📅︎ Aug 20 2020

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A very serious leak (Not OC)

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👤︎ u/seefooddiet2200

📅︎ Apr 14 2020

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So i was just talking to my dad and he asks me if the sunroof in my new car leaks, i told him no.

He says "thats good because then it would be a rain roof"....

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👤︎ u/SharpeF

📅︎ May 21 2020

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I called five different businesses to fix the leak in my roof - none did.

But Seal Team Six got the job done!

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump

📅︎ May 01 2020

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Massive leak in the bathrooom

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👤︎ u/SeattleMana

📅︎ Jun 06 2018

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There was a leak this morning.

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👤︎ u/NuclearBloodDruid

📅︎ Jan 31 2020

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There’s a serious leak under the sink

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👤︎ u/dufosho

📅︎ Jun 24 2019

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Biggest leak of 2019

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👤︎ u/shnitzelwurst

📅︎ Sep 27 2019

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Looks like there is a serious leak under the sink....

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👤︎ u/Godzilla_KOM

📅︎ Jul 09 2019

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We have an aggressive leak under the sink.

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👤︎ u/TeddyDeNinja_

📅︎ Jun 21 2019

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Major leaks

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👤︎ u/yo-bananas

📅︎ Apr 17 2019

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If you store data in the cloud and it rains, is that considered a data leak?

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👤︎ u/Rencas79

📅︎ Sep 04 2017

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These dad jokes are way out of your leak

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👤︎ u/Guy936

📅︎ Nov 26 2018

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I visited some Welsh people and they had a leak in their toilet.

I'm sure it would be more hygienic to cook it on the stove.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux

📅︎ Jun 18 2019

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My chef just told me there was a massive leak in the kitchen ceiling.

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👤︎ u/giveen

📅︎ Oct 12 2018

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The leaks in my kitchen got fixed all by itself.

I think that's natural seal action.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity

📅︎ Feb 12 2019

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"Live Leak"

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👤︎ u/reeegen

📅︎ Mar 25 2015

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He was always fixing his old roof to prevent leaks.

He had to stay on top of it.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Oct 17 2018

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My taps got a leak

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👤︎ u/mrbadassmotherfucker

📅︎ Jun 30 2017

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I finally fixed that leak behind the garage. No more rain on the lawnmower!

This is truly a watershed moment!

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👤︎ u/ChaoticFather

📅︎ Jan 08 2018

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Had a leak in the roof last week...

Me: "I can do it!" Wife: "We need a professional." Me:"But those roofers are always working some kind of angle, the work is protracted, and the cost is steep!" Wife:"Don't be obtuse."

She won.

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👤︎ u/blindfactotum

📅︎ May 11 2017

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Breaking news: 18 people suffocated after a leak at the helium refinery

Breaking news: 18 people suffocated after a leak at the helium refinery. It's not all bad news though. They all went out on a high note.

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👤︎ u/Stuborg

📅︎ Nov 08 2017

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Dad said we had a massive leak in the fridge. (x-post from r/funny)

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👤︎ u/cffff

📅︎ Oct 06 2013

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What do you call it when the king of Thebes takes a leak?

An Oedipus

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👤︎ u/IllIDANIllI

📅︎ Nov 08 2014

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My dad when finding where the leak has been coming from.

http://i.imgur.com/eWoiU1w.jpg

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👤︎ u/slickmcgee

📅︎ Apr 24 2017

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My dad shouted downstairs, "There's a big leak at your TV"

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👤︎ u/DropkickMorgan

📅︎ Nov 19 2013

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What do you do when you find a leak in the kitchen?

I don't know, I'm more of a radish kind of guy.

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👤︎ u/iloveeggs3

📅︎ Oct 12 2015

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So I asked my dad if he heard about the celebrity photo leaks

Me: dad, did you hear about the celebrity photo leaks?

Dad: Yes I did. I just don't know how the photos got out...

Me: well, some hackers got into iCloud and everyone is scared that ittl happen to them as well.

Dad: I don't know why they are scared. It's not always cloudy outside.

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👤︎ u/DanielPerianu

📅︎ Sep 02 2014

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