Making Water Puns

A list of puns related to "Making Water"

My wife was making gravy for dinner, and she added some corn starch, but it got too thick. To thin it out she added some water, but then it was too thin again. It went back and forth a few times before I said...

Ahh. I get it. It’s a viscous cycle.

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👤︎ u/PocketCornbread
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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Making a water bed bouncy is easy. All you have to do is

Use spring water

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👤︎ u/k_7a
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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So Chanel is making a new perfume made entirely of rain water.

It’s called the Weather Chanel

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👤︎ u/Smam30
📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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I heard that they started making powdered graham crackers. Just add water.

They’re calling them insta-grahams.

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👤︎ u/devnodegree
📅︎ Oct 15 2018
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Making holy water.

How do you make holy water?

It's very simple, you fill a pot with water and boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/z0rd
📅︎ May 30 2014
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My freind was telling me her grievances about the sprinklers making water spots on her car

I told her that i have the same problem and find it very irrigating as well

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👤︎ u/curly686
📅︎ Mar 24 2017
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How do you make a water bed bouncier?

You add spring water

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👤︎ u/itz_timu
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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My son tried to make me a rest bed with a built-in water station, but the water kept squirting out.

I smiled and told him, "Hey, it's the cot that founts!"

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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What did Apple make with frozen Sparkling Water?

An iglow.

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👤︎ u/Di_Ma_Re_Bra
📅︎ May 23 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it...

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👤︎ u/GLIZZYGOD999
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

By adding spring water!

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👤︎ u/ddudzi
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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How do you make your water bed bouncy?

Add spring water

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👤︎ u/Rachelsfriendfriend
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

(Apologies if this has been posted before.)

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👤︎ u/thealternatejack
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Add Spring Water.

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👤︎ u/LiveNatty
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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How do you make water bed more bouncy

By adding spring water.

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👤︎ u/viky_boy
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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How do you make a water bed more bouncy

You add spring water

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👤︎ u/riversbenjamin5
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You take water and boil the hell out of it!

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👤︎ u/DSofren
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/mastr9ball
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/thishotleafjuice
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/SuperSaiyanWes
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it!

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👤︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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How does one make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/QuantumXyt
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/Scottdavies86
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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Kids, How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it!!!

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👤︎ u/balkso
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Add Spring water

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👤︎ u/mastr9ball
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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How do you make holy water?

By boiling the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/massassi
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/Adragontype
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/Grandcanyon19
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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How to you make holy water?

Freeze it and drill the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/FrostlessIce
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/pyoid_loves_cats
📅︎ May 15 2020
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Want to make your water bed more bouncy?

Use, spring water.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 19 2020
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I found out how to make holy water!

You boil the hell out of it!

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👤︎ u/Parkwad
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it!

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👤︎ u/slimyboomerang
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the Hell out of it!

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👤︎ u/eCockpit89
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Add spring water.

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👤︎ u/Arkham_Asylum27
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Add spring water.

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👤︎ u/hooligan_86
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/TheSp0nge05
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You burn the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/howiewu0402
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/Saifullah-14
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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Do you know how to make holy water?

You just boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/Dani_SF
📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/drakeisalreadyinuse
📅︎ May 26 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/Bramblefurr
📅︎ May 29 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/Whymustudodat
📅︎ May 23 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/mango-tornado
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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I finally figured out how they make holy water...

They boil the hell outta it.

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👤︎ u/LTcompass
📅︎ May 07 2020
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How do you make Holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/Inspector--Warp
📅︎ May 08 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/InstaMemesBad
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil THE HELL out of it

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👤︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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I asked a priest how do you make holy water?

He said you have to boil the Hell out of it

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👤︎ u/Murican_Freedom1776
📅︎ Mar 17 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the Hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/TheDarkBlade0412
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/Anonymous8776
📅︎ Apr 29 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/Alexshinoda117
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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