I got locked out of the Euphemism Society this afternoon.

So I smashed their back door in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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Here's a list of foods that sound like euphemisms

Bloody Mary, Bulgogi

Fish Tacos

Corned beef, Crab Salad, Clams, Creamcicle

Fruit Roll-Ups

Jerked Beef



Red Hots

Pigs in Blanket, Pot Stickers, Pulled Pork

Spotted dick, Stuffed Peppers

Tuna Melt, Twizzlers

Virgin Margarita

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhinobird
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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Is β€œdadjokes” just a euphemism for really bad jokes?

Ap-parent-ly, yes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dddaavviiddd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2018
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What's 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy.

An empty toilet paper roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derbucher
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Someone's been sawing logs in the restroom


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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scruluce
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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It's Christmas, and my dad has abandoned all self control.


He pasted this sign on himself while vacuuming this morning... He has a talking watch on, and is prepping his trick/extendable fork for Xmas dinner. The puns and euphemisms are flowing like water. This is his day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearskinrugggs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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"Dad, im hungry."

My dad used to always pull this one on me as a kid.

Me: Dad, I'm hungry

Dad: Run about there until you're fed up

In Belfast, "I'm fed up" is a euphemism for "I'm bored"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeniall
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2015
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