A list of puns related to "Euphemism"
So I smashed their back door in.
Bloody Mary, Bulgogi
Fish Tacos
Corned beef, Crab Salad, Clams, Creamcicle
Fruit Roll-Ups
Jerked Beef
Kumquat
NutterButter
Red Hots
Pigs in Blanket, Pot Stickers, Pulled Pork
Spotted dick, Stuffed Peppers
Tuna Melt, Twizzlers
Virgin Margarita
Ap-parent-ly, yes.
An empty toilet paper roll.
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He pasted this sign on himself while vacuuming this morning... He has a talking watch on, and is prepping his trick/extendable fork for Xmas dinner. The puns and euphemisms are flowing like water. This is his day.
My dad used to always pull this one on me as a kid.
Me: Dad, I'm hungry
Dad: Run about there until you're fed up
In Belfast, "I'm fed up" is a euphemism for "I'm bored"
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