Black currents
The whole area will need to be sealed off
Back in April, me and the young men &a women of my family helped move my grandparents out their house, a house they had lived in for almost 45 years, into a small, 1-bedroom add-on to my uncles land.
Now, my grandpa had been a Baptist pastor for 47 years (now retired) and he was always quick on wit.
Well, as we were moving out the garage. My brother noticed something glued to the ground by some kind of resin. A piece of paper, looked almost 30 years old. We found out it was a sermon that my grandpa had preached way, way back in the day. And someone had spilled some kind of oil and that had gotten stuck to it and preserved it over the years. We brought my very frail grandpa out into the garage and told him what it was. He stared at it for about 5 seconds and said "Well, I guess that's one of my sermons that stuck!"
So the EPA is camped out on my girlfriend's property trying to clean up a big oil spill, and they just started putting up orange stakes on her property.
Me: Do you like all of these orange stakes?
Girlfriend: I mean, they're alright I guess, why?
Me: Well that's disgusting. Orange stake can't be as good as medium-rare.
My arm is currently sore from the amount of times she hit me after I said it, but it was completely worth it.
