Just mentioned to the Mrs that Iβve always had a little bit of a thing for BeyoncΓ©. βwhatever floats your boatβ she said. βNoβ I said βthatβs buoyancyβ
I've never been a big fan of buoyancy...
but whatever floats your boat.
I was going to make a joke about buoyancy
But I think itβll be just a little over your head.
After watching a science program, my son turned to me and said, "I'd really like to learn more about buoyancy!"
I replied, "Whatever floats your boat."
What makes a boy different from a girl?
Buoyancy.
Beyonce
I told my wife I was a massive fan of Beyonce and she replied "What ever floats your boat".
I said no, thats Buoyancy
What would you call a floating Beyonce?
Buoyance
I just told my best mate how much I love Beyonce.
She said 'whatever floats your boat'. So I said no, that's buoyancy.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy
I got tickets to go see BeyoncΓ© the other day
Really excited so called my mate to tell him.
"I didn't think you like that sort of music, but whatever floats your boat I guess", he commented
I replied: "no mate, that's BUOYANCY"!
Me: I think I have a crush on BeyoncΓ©.
Her: Whatever floats your boat.
Me: No. Thatβs buoyancy.
I told my friend that I liked BeyoncΓ©.
He said "Whatever floats your boat." I said "No, that's buoyancy."
