If this new 'dynamic armour' thing they're working on involves electrical charges between plates...
... can we just call it e-mail?
The year 2020 was very dynamic
I remember it like yesterday.
Did you hear about the Boston Dynamics home-protection robot that failed to stop intruders due to faulty shoulder bolts?
It was easily disarmed.
How do you improve your archery?
With better arrow dynamics.
What did they call the dynamic duo after getting run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and Ribbon
Stranger at the airport dadjoked my dadjoke.
i was getting off an airplane, and i passed a little boy who was saying "bye, plane!". i, remembering a dadjoke i saw here, said "no, this isn't a biplane" The kid's dad immediately gave me a condescending look and said "you can't tell it's sexual preference based just on how it looks."
my pun please enjoy it
If you go to New York and punch the Empire State Building, then according to Newton's third law of dynamics...
The Empire strikes back
