I spilled milk on my grandma's rug

It was a pour decision

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TJPancaker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12 2019
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I didn't cry over my spilled milk, my milk did i.reddituploads.com/67e5c…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/allminionsmustdie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08 2017
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How do you feel when you spill your milk?

An udder disappointment.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Torley_
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01 2016
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A murder happened at a local grocery store...

When the police showed up, everything was in disarray. Employees were panicked. Family members were present, and crying. The lead detective approached the scene of the crime to see what happened. Milk was spilled all over the floor, and spoons were scattered everywhere. The detective spoke after a moment of thinking and said, β€œThis appears to be the work of a cereal killer.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wolff_X
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07 2019
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I'm going to be sleeping on the sofa for this...

Wife was trying to feed our new born, and since it was via a C-section, the amount of milk being produced is minimal for the first week. Baby was cranky and some milk spilled and she got upset...

"Don't cry over spilled milk" - I said..

Also, told her I can now post the above to /r/dadjokes because I'm a dad.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/duniyadnd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2016
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I was driving with my son the other day

He was drinking chocolate milk and apparently was taking as sip as I accelerated. He was mad that I made him spill it on himself and started to cry. As soon as I came to a stop, I looked him straight in the eyes and said "Son, there is no need to cry over spilled milk."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/masterofreason
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19 2016
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My dad walked by and saw me cleaning the floor with paper towels...

He asked me, "what spilled?"

I told him it was milk.

He said "Hope your not crying over it", walked away and went to bed.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/poppaman
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2016
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One of my most solid, and witty dad joke i have ever dropped.

back story: So my mom had a friend come over last night and i was in the kitchen getting a glass of water. They are talking about board games for whatever reason. So here's how it went down.

Mom: my favorite board game is sorry! Friend: my game of sorry is ruined because my son spilled milk on it. me: oh I'm "sorry" to hear that.

I cracked up. they didn't find it as funny.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/familiarleaf1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2014
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