Someone told me to spill the beans

I said not unless you're gonna clean it up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kankadank_Jr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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They're finally spilling the beans
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πŸ‘€︎ u/liamo000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Okay guys. Who spilled the bean?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchHeIs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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My friend came over and asked what i was writing and i spilled the beans...

I've got a bean and paper salad now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonFireKitty
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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I guess Bush's Baked Beans recipe is kept secret by not spilling the beans.

Yeah. I'll leave now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stason_Jatham
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2015
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I spilled my coffee beans on the floor, but it's okay.

I prefer my coffee ground.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whismy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2016
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I told my friend a secret about the grocery store.

He spilled the beans.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Cops should feed beans on very tiny plates to the suspects they're interrogating.

That way they're always gonna end up spilling the beans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cryingcactuso
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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At the company picnic, my co-worker said he had some juicy gossip. He loaded up his plate but tripped on the way to my table...

He spilled the beans!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I used to be a member of the secret cooking society...

But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2017
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A guy walks into a coffee shop, goes the counter and asks, β€œSo what’s the special?” The barista shakes her head, β€œI can’t tell you, it’s a secret.”

The man frowns. β€œWhat do you mean it’s a secret? What’s the special today? Is it a latte?”

The barista shakes her head.

β€œA mocha?”

She shakes her head again.

β€œOh, come on! Tell me! A cappuccino?”

She shakes her head.

β€œAn affogato?”

She shakes her head.

The man is getting frustrated at this point. β€œCan you at least give me a clue!?”

The barista thinks for a moment, then points at a jar on the counter. β€œOk, the special is in this jar.”

β€œWhat is it?”

β€œI can’t tell you. It’s a secret.”

The man, enraged at this point, tries to grab the jar.

The barista grabs it too.

They fight for control and the man wretches it away only for the jar to fall on the ground and its contents spill out onto the floor.

The man stares, β€œIt’s just been normal coffee this whole time?!”

The barista shrugs, β€œI guess you spilled the beans.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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I didn't mean to tell all my friends Bush's secret family recipe!

I got drunk and spilled the beans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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My mom refused to tell me her secret chili recipe until she was 85 years old.

Then she spilled the beans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Dad jokes conference part 2

Things were going well at the dad jokes conference.

Then someone spilled a can of beans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Never tell a taco a secret

It could spill the beans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2017
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My friend asked me why their burrito tasted weird.

I spilled the beans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichNCrispy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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I was planning to secretly make chili.

...but then somebody spilled the beans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Del215
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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Why can't you trust a clumsy barista?

They're always spilling the beans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slootluuurd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2016
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That's the thing about being Hispanic...

Hispanic family. Tonight at dinner we had beans and I accidentally spilled some on my pants. I tried to clean it off and ended up just making it a lot worse. Then my dad turns to me and says, "That's the thing about being Hispanic, you're clothes take a beaning."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2014
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I used to be a member of the secret cooking society...

But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I used to be a member of the secret cooking society...

But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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I used to be a member of the secret cooking society...

But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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I used to be a member of the secret cooking society

They kicked me out for spilling the beans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AStrangePrice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2017
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