12 Hilarious Spilling Tea Puns

My wife spilled tea on herself, and without a moments hesitation, turned to me and said...

“I’ve tea’d myself!”

Proud hubby here!

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👤︎ u/Dongwaffler

📅︎ Oct 25 2020

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I accidentally spilled tea on my shirts today

Now all I have are T-shirts.

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👤︎ u/aok76

📅︎ Sep 28 2020

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I spilled some tea on my shirt today

I have a new tea-shirt now.

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👤︎ u/iknowthisischeesy

📅︎ Sep 09 2020

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I spilled Thai tea on my lap....

Now my undies are Thai tea whiteys.

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👤︎ u/fulloftrivia

📅︎ Jan 21 2020

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My wife spilled some green tea on her shirt yesterday.

I told her don't be upset now you have a green tea shirt.

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👤︎ u/TrustMeImaInjaneer

📅︎ Jan 06 2019

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Did you hear about the bee keeper who spilled hot tea on his face?

Brewed Tea is in the eye of the Bee Holder

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👤︎ u/TheTrainWarden

📅︎ Jun 26 2018

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I was drinking a cup of Earl Grey Tea when I spilled it on my shirt.

It was a real tragi-tea!

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👤︎ u/randomion

📅︎ Jan 25 2019

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What did the divorced Irishman say as he spilled hot tea on himself?

Et tu, brewed tay?

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👤︎ u/patron_vectras

📅︎ Jul 19 2017

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I showed up over dressed to a family member's party and my aunt spilled sweet tea all over my dress shirt. She solved my clothing problem

Aunt Jay: I'm so sorry I ruined your nice shirt!

Me: You didn't ruin it, you turned it into a tea-shirt for me!

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👤︎ u/HeroHurtya

📅︎ Feb 12 2014

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My girlfriend was upset last night when she spilled tea on her dress

I told her she should have been wearing a t-shirt

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👤︎ u/Thatdamnalex

📅︎ Jan 13 2016

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Got dadjoked by a kindergartner I tutor. They start so young.

I'm a private French tutor for a family in my area, and one of the kids is a little girl in kindergarten. Their family is big on tea so she was trying to pour her tea herself before the lesson started. But kindergartners spill everything, so I helped her pour it.

"Good teamwork!" - me

"More like tea-work." -her

I've never been more proud.

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👤︎ u/DatAperture

📅︎ Feb 07 2016

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I peaked at 6

We were at church one sunday when someone spilled tea all over my new button down shirt. I immediately asked "What do you think this is, a T-Shirt"?

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👤︎ u/mck111

📅︎ Dec 02 2013

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