What do you get when there is an oil spill in the middle of the ocean?

Black currents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chenzi1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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If there's an oil spill in the ocean, they'll need an all porpoise cleaner

The whole area will need to be sealed off

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2014
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I spilled some oil

And now it’s spoiled .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malker84
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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How much oil was spilled?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-gem-524
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2016
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My grandpa was the greatest jokester.

Back in April, me and the young men &a women of my family helped move my grandparents out their house, a house they had lived in for almost 45 years, into a small, 1-bedroom add-on to my uncles land.

Now, my grandpa had been a Baptist pastor for 47 years (now retired) and he was always quick on wit.

Well, as we were moving out the garage. My brother noticed something glued to the ground by some kind of resin. A piece of paper, looked almost 30 years old. We found out it was a sermon that my grandpa had preached way, way back in the day. And someone had spilled some kind of oil and that had gotten stuck to it and preserved it over the years. We brought my very frail grandpa out into the garage and told him what it was. He stared at it for about 5 seconds and said "Well, I guess that's one of my sermons that stuck!"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2013
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Dad joked my girlfriend thanks to the EPA

So the EPA is camped out on my girlfriend's property trying to clean up a big oil spill, and they just started putting up orange stakes on her property.

Me: Do you like all of these orange stakes?

Girlfriend: I mean, they're alright I guess, why?

Me: Well that's disgusting. Orange stake can't be as good as medium-rare.

My arm is currently sore from the amount of times she hit me after I said it, but it was completely worth it.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2014
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