Pelvis Presley
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πŸ‘€︎ u/procxrastinator
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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My pelvis is magical.

It has hip-notic powers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZaBaronDV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Pelvis wants a little less conversation and a little more action please
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πŸ‘€︎ u/murdo316
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Pelvis
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πŸ‘€︎ u/edtdir
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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What did the comedian with a leg amputated at the pelvis tell to the audience?

A half-assed joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StanleySalad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2016
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30 Skeleton puns. Can you handle the skull rattling mayhem?

The Duke of Dance: If i don't stop soon, you're really gonna have a bone to pick with me.

The Duke of Dance: I need to stop being such a numbskull.

The Duke of Dance: help.

Sans: I gotta write these down.

The Duke of Dance: I don't have enough backbone to deal with my own shit

The Duke of Dance: but that's tibea expected.

Sans: I find this humerus.

The Duke of Dance: damn

The Duke of Dance: stole my next one.

The Duke of Dance: I'm not fibulaing you when i say, i'm running out of material. I'm really trying to think of more puns here, but i'm patellaing you, i'm out.

Sans: I don't even know this many bone names.

The Duke of Dance: My cranium is empty. i'm running bone-dry here.

The Duke of Dance: But you'r quite sternum in your wanting of these puns.

The Duke of Dance: don't worry, i'll stop temporalily. Not really tho.

The Duke of Dance: I'm taking these puns to the maxilla.

Sans: Can you make a pelvis pun?

The Duke of Dance: Not really. I can't think of any. So no hip hip hooray here.

Sans: That was alright.

The Duke of Dance: Are you having a femury time?

The Duke of Dance: I find myself sacruming to the need to make puns.

The Duke of Dance: helpican'tstop

Sans: I'm having a pun time.

The Duke of Dance: I'm gonna turbinate my puns, cuz i'm on my last leg-bones here.

The Duke of Dance: i'm getting desperate, you can tell.

The Duke of Dance: I didn't name a specific bone.

The Duke of Dance: Which is almost completely mandableitory.

The Duke of Dance: I have made more puns tonight than i have in a LONG time.

The Duke of Dance: Throw me a bone here, have i made enough skeleton puns?

Sans: There will never be enough skeleton puns. Mind makin' a list for me?

The Duke of Dance: Do

The Duke of Dance: Do you want me to write everything i just said down for you?

The Duke of Dance: I'm quivering at the thought of coming up with more skeleton puns.

Sans: I don't see any arrows.

Sans: Don't be a lazy bones, come up with more.

The Duke of Dance: I'll see you later, my vertebrah.

Sans: Have you any backbone?

The Duke of Dance: I already made that one.

The Duke of Dance: :3

Sans: SCREW IT, I'M MAKING ANOTHER

The Duke of Dance: Not so easy coming up with fresh material, is it?

The Duke of Dance: Also, "quiver" is another name for one of your joints.

The Duke of Dance: I'm just really looking at medical sites for this shit.

Sans: CURSE YOU GOOGLE.

The Duke of Dance: it's tibea expected. <Favorite skeleton pun, using it again

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2015
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Today at dinner, my little brother asked me who a skeleton’s favorite celebrity is. I asked who, then he proceeded to Skeletor laugh and say....

.... Pelvis Presley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedBeard308
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Can argue with that logic i.reddituploads.com/6d618…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PutinIsBadAss
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2017
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What do you call Elvis sitting on a chair?

Pelvis Restly!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anotherwise
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?

Pelvis Presley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robertino0317
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Elvis and Enis

You know, back in the day Elvis had a twin brother Enis, who was just as great as Elvis if not better, but he was soon forgotten after Elvis got the name 'Elvis the Pelvis'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vundervaffle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2014
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Short dad joke from last night.

I was having a problem with my left leg going numb (sciatic) and went to the chiropractor. My dad asked about it and I said, "The chiropractor said I had a twisted pelvis." His response, "Twisted Pelvis...that sounds like a band you would listen to." He was proud of himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raybanpat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2014
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