My grandma has to get hip surgery.

I didn't know she would go to such great lengths to stay hip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Q: What's the name of J.K. Rowling's hip-hop album?

A: Fantastic Beats and Where to Find Them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zjunkmale
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Hip Hip Hooray
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MSB3nnett
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What do you call a hip-hop group made of bakers?

The Yeastie Boys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AudenWolfe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Wow. Today in med school I found out bad stuff is generated by one's hips...

It's a waist product.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What's the new hip political ideology?

Labralism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dagit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Did you hear about the mischievous green onion that sang hip hop?

He was a real rapscallion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrefoilHat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Where can I learn about hip-hop?

On the wiki-wiki-wiki.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnyrottenjr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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During my hip-replacement surgery, I asked my surgeon if I could inject the anesthesia myself..

Surgeon: Yeah sure. Knock yourself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappLegend
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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What can a hip hop battle rapper use for protection against the harshest rhymes?

Bubble rap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What do you call a hip hop Dinosaur?

A Raptor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skyhighjams
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Don't ever stare at a woman's hip for too long son

It's just a waist of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrExusemeQDLF
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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People always ask me why I made a hip hop album about yogurt.

I tell them that I did it for the culture.

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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What do you call existentialist hip-hop music?

Angsta Rap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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There's a new rap artist who combines a modern hip hop sound with 80s retro pop.

Waka Flocka Seagulls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jDubbaYo
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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My hips are radioactive

I have a toxic waist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GayMadMan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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What do you call a green onion that makes it big as a hip hop star?

A rapscallion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t1m_b3nz3dr1n3-0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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The Hip peas loved this stuff.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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What do you call two edgelords joined at the hip?

An anglelord

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Give up your hip workout.

It's a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sobrasada1009
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Did you hear about the North Korean hip-hop crew that escaped to the south?

it was called Run DMZ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuank
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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β€œDid you hear my hip pop?”

I didn’t know your mixtape came out yet!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Im don't consider myself hip

Im just shoulder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evanlyn_Winter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I told me wife I have hip problems

She says, "Why cause you're not cool enough?"

I died

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πŸ‘€︎ u/funkhammer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Is a hippopotamus just a really hip opotamus?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boybot36
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Why is communism hip right now

Because they've seized the memes of production

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnbr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Went to see the hip doctor today.

Needless to say he was pretty cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patchoulius
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Man it hurts to be this hip
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soosoos19926
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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Pagers and fanny packs are hip as fuck.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyNoMcGirski
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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How do hip-hop artists stay safe when traveling from country to country?

Bubble rap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oranm91
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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My friend just picked a fight with a fan of hip hop group Insane Clown Posse, who was with his friends.

They all attacked him, but he went straight for the Juggalo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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A man went to the doctor to complain about his hip pain.

"You need to exercise more. Have you tried dancing? Maybe you should join a club", the doctor says.

The man, unsure if more movement would really solve the problem, replies: "I don't know Doc, I think I want a second opinion on that."

"In that case, I'd suggest you to see a dentist", comes the answer.

"But Doc, why would I go to the dentist with my hip problem?"

To this, the doctor says: "It hurts because you don't floss."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EnemysKiller
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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A friend of mine from the south just got a hip replacement.

Now he Mississippi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pussy_b0ss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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[β€œHip”,”Hip”] reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHu…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koty97
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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It’s quite common for German Shepards to develop hip issuesβ€”much to their dysplasia.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nsblues
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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I bought my nephew a collection of hip-hop songs from Czechoslovakia.

It's a Bohemian Rap CD.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bundleofschtick
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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Just trying to be hip
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSantaAnaWind
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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Who was the best hip hop artist 65 million years ago?

Velocirapper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DDuub
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Why is the brain in the head and not the hips?

Because a mind is a terrible thing to waist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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Few people know Queen used to make hip hop tracks.

They had all sorts of bohemian Rap CDs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThisIce
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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I was telling a client about hip pain but he kept interrupting me.

I would always have to pick up where I left off with "psoas I was saying".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alleycat8923
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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I keep trying to come up with a pun about hip hop dancing...

...but it's just not twerking. I hope everyone will just let this slide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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Doctor: You have a hip injury.

Me: I knew I was always trendy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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What is another name for a Hip Hop Onion?

A rapscallion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudeWithRedditAcc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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