Dartboard Puns

Makes me want to throw up!

They always get double tops.

You make me want to throw up

When one dart almost hits him, the man says, "look son I'm Dart Evader!"

The son sighs. "Stop it dad."

The man says, "look, I'm not your dad. I am your father."

I remember I came home one night and fixed a dartboard to the ceiling.

Spent the rest of the night throwing up.

A dartboard on the ceiling.

When one dart almost hits him, the man says, "look son I'm Dart Evader!"

The son says, "stop it dad."

The man says, "look, no, I am your father."