I need dating advice. I've been seeing this woman for about three weeks.

Recently, she started closing her curtains...

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📅︎ Dec 14 2018
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My room mate everyone

My girlfriend freaked herself out because our shower curtain was closed for some reason.

Me: Chris, are you hiding dead bodies in our shower again?

Him: No, just head and shoulders!

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📅︎ May 02 2014
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