What do you call crows that stick close together?
How does an angry Muslim close the door?
What is it you use when you want to close a sentence, and, you know stop one thing to start another; I mean how do you bring one sentence to an end so you can start another one, hang on, I’ve found it .
Apologies this was a very difficult period for me.
When one door closes another opens
Other than that it's a pretty good car.
A little known fact was that Bruce Lee came very close to being the spokesman for Burger King.
He really loved the whap-pa!
My uncle always said "when one door closes another door opens"
Great guy,terrible kitchen fitter.
My grandfather always used to say, “As one door closes another one opens.”
Lovely man.
Terrible cabinet maker.
I have two ladders. I’m close to my first ladder..
the other one is my step-ladder..
Screwing in some camera mounts and I dropped my drill, it came so close to hitting my daughter in the head...
Good thing it was only a drill!
Sorry I've been so quiet here today. I've been keeping a close eye on the local news. Apparently there's a lad going around stabbing people with knitting needles.
Police say he may be following a pattern.
Diabetes medication has a profit margin close to 1000%
Now that's just Insul(t)in'
Why is Sean Connery’s family so close-knit?
Because they share a special Bond.
Why did the German baker close down?
Because all his goods were Stollen.
Why was the director unhappy with the close-ups in the Dark Knight trilogy?
All he was getting was Bale-ful looks.
Dwayne Johnson is a really nice guy, so he always makes sure he's as close to the wall as possible...
He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.
I was getting close to retiring and offered my compost business to my son.
He replied, “I refuse to work with compost! It’s so degrading!”
grandpa told me: "if a door closes somewhere, another opens
he was a really bad cabinet maker...
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
As this year is coming to a close, I find myself thinking about all the things I would have done differently.
Seems like I got 20/20 hindsight.
Bought a Raspberry Bomb pudding for Xmas. Close to sell by date.
Better eat it before it goes off.
My grandpa always told me "when one door closes another one opens."
A lovely and inspiring man...makes shit cabinets though.
The vegetable shop had to close
The vegetable shop had to close down.
Why?
IT WAS FULL OF LEEKS
I came so close to singing "the lion sleeps tonight"
I was only a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
My dad always said "as one door closes another one opens"
He never quite got the hang of assembling Ikea furniture.
Why did the almond close the blinds?
Because her neighbour was always pecan.
Think of a number between 5 and 15. Multiply by 2, add 3, and subtract 7 from the answer. Now close your eyes.
My neighbor got mad at me for planting my flowers too close to the fence...
I told them that they were still a few yards away.
Did you know you can hear blood flowing close to the skin?
You just have to listen varicosely.
Every morning when my wife closes the bedroom door in our 1-bedroom apartment I tell her...
Have a great day at work hunny.
Ya know, I really like the singer Sia, but I'm a bigger fan of the band that always closes her concerts
Why are the members of the Titanic survivors’ support group so close?
Everyone was in same boat.
What’s it called when a drake chases a female, getting nearer and nearer but never close enough to mate?
Hehehe close quarters....
Yesterday my girlfriend and I went to a new(ish) sandwich shop for dinner, close to where she grew up.
Her: This building didn’t used to be here.
Me: Every building didn’t used to be there!
Choose any number between 2 and 8. Multiply by 4, and then add 3. Now reverse the digits and close your eyes.
Did you know that if you get really close to a lighter flame…
…it smells like burnt nose hair?
Do you know why snipers always close an eye aming?
Because if they closed both they wouldn't see anything
My grandfather always said that when one door closes, another one opens.
He was a terrible cabinetmaker.
How does a Muslim close the door?
When one door closes, another one opens
Other than that, it’s a pretty good car.
How does a Muslim close a door?
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