All the Indian bakeries in my town shut down because of Covid.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
In far future, in a robot-only disco, one of the dancers suddenly shuts down.
The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:
“Don’t worry, he just got disco-nnected.”
What did the sign say on the shut down brothel?
I started a twitter account devoted to non-sequitors but had to shut it down
Columbia University Marching Band shuts itself down.
Should I stock up on eggs before the next shut down?
I am having an eggs essential crisis.
A player asked why I shut down the soccer game suddenly when his mother started cussing and yelling...
I replied, "ask your mom. The reason is a parent."
Disney isn't going to die and go out of business even though they completely shut down operations and didn't produce anything for three months.
They just suspended animation.
A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.
Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.
Sales were down so I had to shut down one segment of our factory, getting rid of the employees...
I brought them all together, and laid it on the line then laid off the line.
When ever you are feeling powerless, remember just one of you pubic hairs can shut down a Resturaunt!
Someday, somehow this subreddit will be shut down and you what it will be for us ?
It will be our PUNishment
I heard William Shatner had to shut down his women’s lingerie line.
Apparently Shatner panties was not a good name.
Why did the widow shut down the family business?
Hugh McScary, and no one else, was able to shut down a flower shop being ran by two belfry workers.
This comes to show that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
Wow Air shut down
Its more like "Wow Where?" now
Why was the cannibal's Chinese restaurant shut down?
For human rice violations.
Why did the dinosaur newspaper shut down?
Their ratings were killed by social meteor!
After Microsoft's A.I. "Tay" became hateful/bigoted, Microsoft shut it down and took measures to avoid such scandals again in the future.
Hopefully, their future robots and A.I. will be more PC.
Why did the dolphin-less aquarium shut down?
The local candle factory just got shut down.
Did you hear about the horseback-riding business that got shut down by the IRS?
Apparently they were paying their employees under the stable.
My aunt ran an aerial yoga studio for 30 years, then shut it down.
The next tenant tried to run a KFC but it didn't do very well because it was built on an ancient Indian aerial grounds.
My doctor shut down his private practice...
I guess he just didn't have the patients for it.
I used to run a Juice Bar, but had to shut it down...
I just didn't have enough passion fruit.
Sometimes you just have to shut him down
Sad to hear about the snake pit at the zoo that was shut down
Now they don't even have a pit to hiss in
Did you hear Barnum & Bailey shut down?
They ran that place like a circus
Every time I go past the shut down funeral directors...
...it's a dead business.
I'll see myself out.
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