All the Indian bakeries in my town shut down because of Covid.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
In far future, in a robot-only disco, one of the dancers suddenly shuts down.
The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:
βDonβt worry, he just got disco-nnected.β
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What did the sign say on the shut down brothel?
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︎ Sep 11 2020
I started a twitter account devoted to non-sequitors but had to shut it down
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Columbia University Marching Band shuts itself down.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Should I stock up on eggs before the next shut down?
I am having an eggs essential crisis.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
A player asked why I shut down the soccer game suddenly when his mother started cussing and yelling...
I replied, "ask your mom. The reason is a parent."
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Disney isn't going to die and go out of business even though they completely shut down operations and didn't produce anything for three months.
They just suspended animation.
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︎ May 16 2020
A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.
Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Sales were down so I had to shut down one segment of our factory, getting rid of the employees...
I brought them all together, and laid it on the line then laid off the line.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
When ever you are feeling powerless, remember just one of you pubic hairs can shut down a Resturaunt!
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︎ Jun 27 2019
Someday, somehow this subreddit will be shut down and you what it will be for us ?
It will be our PUNishment
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︎ Mar 29 2019
I heard William Shatner had to shut down his womenβs lingerie line.
Apparently Shatner panties was not a good name.
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︎ Jan 21 2019
Why did the widow shut down the family business?
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︎ Mar 11 2019
Hugh McScary, and no one else, was able to shut down a flower shop being ran by two belfry workers.
This comes to show that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
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︎ Mar 05 2019
Wow Air shut down
Its more like "Wow Where?" now
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︎ Mar 29 2019
Why was the cannibal's Chinese restaurant shut down?
For human rice violations.
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︎ Oct 22 2018
Why did the dinosaur newspaper shut down?
Their ratings were killed by social meteor!
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︎ Dec 21 2018
After Microsoft's A.I. "Tay" became hateful/bigoted, Microsoft shut it down and took measures to avoid such scandals again in the future.
Hopefully, their future robots and A.I. will be more PC.
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︎ Jan 16 2019
Why did the dolphin-less aquarium shut down?
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︎ Aug 27 2018
The local candle factory just got shut down.
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︎ Oct 09 2018
Did you hear about the horseback-riding business that got shut down by the IRS?
Apparently they were paying their employees under the stable.
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︎ Mar 23 2018
My aunt ran an aerial yoga studio for 30 years, then shut it down.
The next tenant tried to run a KFC but it didn't do very well because it was built on an ancient Indian aerial grounds.
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︎ Aug 22 2016
My doctor shut down his private practice...
I guess he just didn't have the patients for it.
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︎ Apr 14 2017
I used to run a Juice Bar, but had to shut it down...
I just didn't have enough passion fruit.
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︎ Sep 05 2016
Sometimes you just have to shut him down
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︎ Sep 23 2013
Sad to hear about the snake pit at the zoo that was shut down
Now they don't even have a pit to hiss in
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︎ Jan 14 2017
Did you hear Barnum & Bailey shut down?
They ran that place like a circus
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︎ Mar 03 2017
Every time I go past the shut down funeral directors...
...it's a dead business.
I'll see myself out.
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︎ Jul 19 2014
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