I think it's time I stopped grinding my own cheese.
I crossed the border into Mexico without much hassle. Crossing it a second time was fine too, but on the third time a guard stopped me and said “Sorry
I stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2.
I payed my $2 and the guy says “Once upon a time there was this lobster.”
I stopped telling chemistry jokes
A guy stopped me in the street the other day to ask why I was carrying a 9ft book.
I said "It's a long story".
Just stopped at the liquor store in Corydon, IN called ‘Butt Drugs’
I told the clerk I’d like to try some of their finest beers and that I’d put enema order soon
I stopped shaving and am getting a mustache
I gotta admit, it’s growing on me
The worker penny machine at the mint suddenly stopped working for no reason.
It just doesn’t make any cents
A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, only to be stopped by a priest at the door. "I'm very sorry but we don't allow Higgs-Boson in here."
The Higgs-Boson then replies, "But without me, how will you have mass?"
My girlfriend poked me in the eye I stopped seeing her after a while
While shopping my wife stopped in the make-up section to buy concealer but couldn’t find any.
I now understand why she said it’s the best product on the market.
I just can't understand why my calculator stopped working....
What happened when the stove stopped working?
The Mandalorian came across Little Ms. Muffet having difficulty with her meal. He stopped to help, letting her know...
"These are the curds and this is the Whey."
A murderer once stopped killing, became lazy, and was only enjoying life. He became a
A cop stopped me and demanded i get out of the car. "You're staggering" he said.
"Well thank you. You're not so bad yourself."
I once stopped and asked a Mandalorian for directions....
He pointed at the map and said, “This is the way.”
A youth soccer team that won gold at a tournament also stopped a thief that same day.
And he would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those medalling kids.
I stopped walking on coal to limit my carbon footprint
So you stopped being friends with me as I am a Trump supporter
My diabetic wife asked me why i stopped being nice to her.
" I can't be sweet, you're diabetic "
I have stopped subscribing to the Scrabble club.
Now they are sending me threatening letters
I was texting this nun and things were getting pretty hot and heavy. Then out of nowhere she stopped replying.
I still can’t believe she holy ghosted me
Earlier, I was driving behind an ambulance when a cooler fell off the back. I stopped and opened it up to find a foot inside..
So I decided to call a toe-truck.
Ive checked and checked and i just cant work out why my calculator has stopped working!!!
My wife says I’m addicted to auctions but she’s wrong. I actually stopped after going once…
I stopped drinking Coke
Dr. Pepper highly recommended that i should stop
My dog got castrated and he suddenly stopped barking at the neighbours's dog.
I think he just doesn't have the balls to do it anymore.
A guy was stopped by security
Sir this is a private subdivision.
I'm just passing through.
What's that in the bag?
Oh, these are bonsia plants.
What's a bonsai plant?
They're small trees. See?
Sorry, I can't let you through.
Why?
NO TREES PASSING.
I stopped a kidnapping today..
I've stopped paying $6 for sham poo
After all, I make my own DIY genuine poo every morning.
My fridge stopped working...
There is a board game that I stopped playing years ago.
But I don't like talking about my checkered past.
A little moron and a big moron were shingling a steep roof when suddenly the scaffolding collapsed. They both slid down the roof and stopped at the very edge, and then one fell off. Which one?
The big moron. The other one was a little more on.
As I was walking down the street, I noted a man with a large pole in his hand and stopped to ask, "Are you a pole-vaulter?"
His response was, "No, I'm German, but how did you know my name was Walter?"
A hungry traveller stopped at a monastery and was taken to the kitchen where there was a brother frying chips.
"Are you the friar?" he asked.
The brother replied, "No, I'm the chip monk".
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
I stopped using the phrase "in a nutshell"
I instead use "in a ball-sack"
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working.
It doesn’t make any cents.
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation.
It doesn’t make any cents.
What happened when the stove stopped working?
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, without explanation.
It doesn't make any cents!
I can’t understand why my calculator just stopped working
I don’t understand why my calculator just stopped working.
I can't understand why my calculator just stopped working
Every machine in the coin factory stopped working
It just doesn't make any cents!
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