How I got blocked on Twitter
Girl: why does every reference of Steve Irwin make me cry?
Me: Does it makes you cry “crocodile tears?”
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
This guy wanted to find me to fight , he made a mistake and after i sent him this, he blocked me reddit.com/gallery/hy8fa6
My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns.
Well, toucan play that game.
I've been blocked by Gary Barlow.
Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it.
BREAKING NEWS The M6 has become blocked after a truck shed its load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes...
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery.
I'm pretty sure I have never blocked the toilet
That's the kind of crap you remember
A person with a very blocked nose walks into a doctors office
The doctor says: "So, you're having mucus problems?"
The person replies: "perhaps, perhap snot"
Plumber came around after I blocked the toilet too bad. He left shortly after seeing the mess.
I hope he wasn’t too de-turd.
I forgot that my U-bend was blocked when I went to the toilet this morning.
But I remembered when all came flooding back to me.
I was called out to clear a ventilation blockage. Vents were labelled A-Z. Most of them were blocked, but in any E vent things worked out OK.
I blocked a public toilet the other day.
People kept opening the cubicle door and saying, "Oi, pal, get out of the way, will you?"
I thought about posting a link to my Minecraft blog, but it would just be blocked.
Girlfriend's dad after Costa blocked a shot on net in today's Portugal v USA football match
That Costa them a goal!
The local motorway has become blocked after a lorry shed it's load of brightly coloured writing paper and envelopes.
Police say the traffic is pretty stationery...
I can't believe I've just been blocked by Gary Barlow...
Whatever I said,
Whatever I did,
I didn't mean it.
Can't believe I've been blocked by Gary Barlow....
Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it....
