I'm pretty sure I have never blocked the toilet
That's the kind of crap you remember
Plumber came around after I blocked the toilet too bad. He left shortly after seeing the mess.
I hope he wasn’t too de-turd.
I forgot that my U-bend was blocked when I went to the toilet this morning.
But I remembered when all came flooding back to me.
I blocked a public toilet the other day.
People kept opening the cubicle door and saying, "Oi, pal, get out of the way, will you?"
A chemical toilet truck was blocking the road today.
He was taking the piss.
