I failed basic geometry because I just couldn't comprehend a vertical axis.
I don't know y.
Me: "I'm terrified of the vertical axis."
Therapist: "Why?" Me: [screams]
I saw a horizontal axis today and felt uncomfortable.
We used to date.
Patient: I'm afraid of the vertical Axis.
Therapist: Why ?
Patient: Yes!
I’m scared of the vertical axis
Don’t know y but I’m to scared to find out.
The Z axis just left me and I don't know what to do.
How do I go how am I supposed to go forward with this?
Astronomers got tired of measuring the time taken for the earth to complete a full rotation of its axis.
So they decided to call it a day.
No one told me you'd get an allergic reaction if you stood in between Anna Kendrick and Phil Collins
I didn't expect the Anna-Phil-Axis to be so severe.
What’s the opposite of a galaxy?
A guy-axy.
- From my 8 year old daughter.
I made a graph for my past relationships.
It has an ex-axis and a why-axis.
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
They were denied axis.
My cousin is a geometry teacher who simply abhors x, y and z...
He considers them to be the Axes of Evil.
there’s a fine line between a dad joke and a bad joke
that line is the Y-axis
I made a graph showing my past relationships..
It was an ex axis and a why axis.
The plot thickens... imgur.com/kNRnBx9
What do planets say in winter?
We're freezing our axis off.
I was trying to analyze why I’m still single.
So I divided the data according to the ex-axis and the why-axis.
During WWII why was Russia so horizontal
Because they were Ex-Axis
Me: I’m afraid of the vertical axis.
Therapist: Why? Me: Screams
I recently created a graph illustrating my past relationships.
It had an ex-axis and a why-axis.
I made a graph about all my previous relationships
It had an ex-axis and a why-axis
I made a graph showing my past relationships.
It has an EX axis and a Why Axis
