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︎ Aug 16 2017
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Two drunk guys were fighting. One of them drew a line in the dirt, and said if the other crossed it they would punch them in the face.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
If thereβs a line of gay people, itβs not a straight line...
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︎ Dec 14 2020
William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.
Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Sadly, only a fraction of people will get this joke
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face".
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︎ Sep 22 2020
I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I canβt think of any more other than pun-ch line
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Donβt know how to properly share with this but I have included the name of the original, most people didnβt get it(third line)
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︎ Dec 18 2020
My wife didnβt like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.
She said it was a waist of time.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Why did the power line not go to prom?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What did Velveeta call their new line of designer brand cheese?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
A man drew a line in the middle of himself to prove a point...
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︎ Dec 01 2020
No joke includes a punchline about the maginot line
I guess it's easier to go around it
Edit: typo
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?
This joke actually has two answers:
A Hairline or A Barbecue (barber-que)
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I hate perforated lines,
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, βIf you cross this, Iβll hit you in the face.β
/r/Jokes/comments/jx9abu/β¦
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I had a joke about a grizzly in my car but i always forget the punch line ..
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I had to wait in line for 20 minutes just to buy some really cheap toilet paper
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Does anyone know what the best pickup line is for when you are at an abortion clinic?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I tried to skip the line in the water park
But i got caught and they wouldnt let it slide
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︎ Oct 27 2020
When I dropped my top-of-the-line Microsoft laptop on the asphalt, I figured it was ruined
Turns out I had barely scratched the Surface.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Why didnβt the squirrel cross the telephone line?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of you will understand that
Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!
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︎ Apr 01 2020
Never get caught behind Satan in line at the post office.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
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︎ May 04 2020
Doctor Doctor! At night in my bed I keep saying lines from The Lord of The Rings
That's ok, you're just Tolkien in your sleep.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Social Distancing Pickup Lines
- If Covid-19 doesn't take you out, can I?
- Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket are you happy to be within 6 ft of me?
- Can't spell virus without U and I.
- Do you need toilet paper cuz I can be your Prince Charmin.
- I saw you checking me out from across the bar, stay there.
- Hey Baby! Can I ship you a drink?
- Can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T.
credit: some facebook post i saw.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Which one stole your broom maβam? Can you pick her out of a line up?
No it was Witch two officer!
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Had a race to see who could hang out our towels on the washing line quickest.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Is there any hidden meaning to the line "Rosebud" from the movie Citizen Kane?
Or was it just the last thing he sled?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
One small step for dad jokes, one large step for pun lines...
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I got a pen in Barcelona. It writes so smoothly. I can get the finest lines out of it. Everyone is so surprised by it
Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!
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︎ Jun 02 2020
What do you call a line of rabbits marching backward?
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︎ Sep 28 2020
People donβt mind long lines at the hospital
Because theyβre patient
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Whatβs The Difference Between A Line And A Gay Person?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
A singer known for her show in Las Vegas has introduced a line of gourmet mustard...
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︎ Oct 16 2020
I saw yet another fence joke but this one seemed a bit out of line
So I offered to repost it
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Why could the actor never read their lines from cue cards?
Because they kept trying to read between the lines
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︎ Oct 15 2020
My son kept singing the first line to the Spider-Man song over and over. So we took him to the doctor who gave us the bad news:
Our son was trapped in the spider-verse.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
A man drew a line on himself to prove a point
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︎ Nov 27 2020
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
The difference between a numerator and denominator is a short line
Only a fraction of people will understand it.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator,
But only a fraction of people understand this.
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︎ Oct 06 2020
There is a fine line between the denominator and the numerator
Only a fraction of people would get this.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
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