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︎ Aug 16 2017
This is my best pick-up line
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
If thereβs a line of gay people, itβs not a straight line...
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︎ Dec 14 2020
William Shatner has discontinued his line of ladies lingerie.
Apparently Shatner panties was a poor choice of name.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Sadly, only a fraction of people will get this joke
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Just called the tinnitus help line...
But, it just kept ringing.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
I'm fine with alcohol and weed, but cocaine is where I draw the line !
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︎ Jan 16 2021
So if you're in line for Pho are you in the
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face".
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Hi Red Squiggly Line, I'm Dad!
Child: Dad, can I rely on autocorrect?
Me: Definately
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I canβt think of any more other than pun-ch line
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Thereβs a fine line between a secret
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Donβt know how to properly share with this but I have included the name of the original, most people didnβt get it(third line)
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︎ Dec 18 2020
My sister has been reading game of thrones and she really liked the line "the sound of steel on steel"
So she decided to steel it
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︎ Dec 31 2020
If I put a bunch of iron in a line
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︎ Jan 07 2021
The Vietnamese restaurant was very rude about the long line they had tonight...
...it was a big Phα» queue.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Not many know this, but in 1972 Bozo The Clown released a fragrance line.
It didn't sell very well.
People thought it smelled funny.
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What kind of watercraft go in a line?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
What does the 50 yard line and a toilet have in common?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
My wife didnβt like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.
She said it was a waist of time.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Why did the power line not go to prom?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What did Velveeta call their new line of designer brand cheese?
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︎ Dec 03 2020
A man drew a line in the middle of himself to prove a point...
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?
This joke actually has two answers:
A Hairline or A Barbecue (barber-que)
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︎ Dec 04 2020
No joke includes a punchline about the maginot line
I guess it's easier to go around it
Edit: typo
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of you will understand that
Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!
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︎ Apr 01 2020
I hate perforated lines,
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I had a joke about a grizzly in my car but i always forget the punch line ..
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, βIf you cross this, Iβll hit you in the face.β
/r/Jokes/comments/jx9abu/β¦
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Why do North Koreans draw the straightest lines?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
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︎ May 04 2020
Social Distancing Pickup Lines
- If Covid-19 doesn't take you out, can I?
- Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket are you happy to be within 6 ft of me?
- Can't spell virus without U and I.
- Do you need toilet paper cuz I can be your Prince Charmin.
- I saw you checking me out from across the bar, stay there.
- Hey Baby! Can I ship you a drink?
- Can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T.
credit: some facebook post i saw.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
I had to wait in line for 20 minutes just to buy some really cheap toilet paper
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︎ Nov 08 2020
When I dropped my top-of-the-line Microsoft laptop on the asphalt, I figured it was ruined
Turns out I had barely scratched the Surface.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Why didnβt the squirrel cross the telephone line?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
I tried to skip the line in the water park
But i got caught and they wouldnt let it slide
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Does anyone know what the best pickup line is for when you are at an abortion clinic?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Never get caught behind Satan in line at the post office.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Red Barron Originally Planed To Incorporate an Amelia Earhart Line Of Pizzas Into Their Brand.
But didn't because they felt no one would be able to find them.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Doctor Doctor! At night in my bed I keep saying lines from The Lord of The Rings
That's ok, you're just Tolkien in your sleep.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I got a pen in Barcelona. It writes so smoothly. I can get the finest lines out of it. Everyone is so surprised by it
Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!
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︎ Jun 02 2020
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
A man drew a line on himself to prove a point
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︎ Nov 27 2020
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
The difference between a numerator and denominator is a short line
Only a fraction of people will understand it.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
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