What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
Two drunk guys were fighting. One of them drew a line in the dirt, and said if the other crossed it they would punch them in the face.
If there’s a line of gay people, it’s not a straight line...
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Sadly, only a fraction of people will get this joke
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face".
I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
My wife didn’t like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.
She said it was a waist of time.
A man drew a line in the middle of himself to prove a point...
No joke includes a punchline about the maginot line
I guess it's easier to go around it
Edit: typo
What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?
This joke actually has two answers:
A Hairline or A Barbecue (barber-que)
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
I had a joke about a grizzly in my car but i always forget the punch line ..
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, “If you cross this, I’ll hit you in the face.”
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of you will understand that
Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!
Which one stole your broom ma’am? Can you pick her out of a line up?
No it was Witch two officer!
Had a race to see who could hang out our towels on the washing line quickest.
I got a pen in Barcelona. It writes so smoothly. I can get the finest lines out of it. Everyone is so surprised by it
Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!
What do you call a line of rabbits marching backward?
A singer known for her show in Las Vegas has introduced a line of gourmet mustard...
What’s The Difference Between A Line And A Gay Person?
I saw yet another fence joke but this one seemed a bit out of line
So I offered to repost it
I went to get a haircut on Saturday but the line outside was huge when l got there.
Then the owner came out giving free burgers and hotdogs to everybody there.
It was the best barber queue ever!
I matched with a woman named Samantha on tinder. Guess my opening line:
“Can we chat now or “Samantha” time? “
Btw .. this is my true story
If everyone in the world linked hands and stood in a straight line
Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding puns (pun line underneath)
Because they take things literally
I was racing with my younger brother on the track, and then he got mad that I didn’t draw a finish line marker on the sand. We kept racing but he kept losing, and at one point he got so mad he threw a tantrum and started hitting and punching and kicking me furiously
.....and that’s when I drew the line.
Did you hear the one about the secret agent that was captured behind enemy lines with a sheepdog as part of his disguise?
When he was put to death, his captors ground him up and baked him in the oven covered in gravy and mashed potatoes.
When questioned as to why such a cruel and unusual punishment was administered, they stated that this was the only way to correctly execute a shepherd spy.
What's the best vegetable at standing in a line?
I used to think toking weed and snorting lines of coke made me a cool guy
but it was all just smoke and mirrors.
My son is the best ever at pulling the car aside a curb in line with other vehicles...
His parking is unparalleled!
My son recently got casted as a sheep in a play but was nervous about forgetting his lines
I said "Son you're just feeling sheepish"
I found a phone number where if you call it, it gives you a famous movie line
So call this number, and get your free quote today
I mean normally the customer service at the chip shop is fine. But when there's huge lines and only a few teens working there? Then it's...
We once were questioning a perp who wouldn't say anything without his coarse file with cutting points instead of lines. After getting it, he immediately confessed...
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
A man drew a line on himself to prove a point
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
The difference between a numerator and denominator is a short line
Only a fraction of people will understand it.
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator,
But only a fraction of people understand this.
There is a fine line between the denominator and the numerator
Only a fraction of people would get this.
There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of people know this
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
Son, there is a fine line
Between a numerator and a denominator.
There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.
Only a fraction of the people will get this joke
What do you call 100 rabbits in a single file line marching backwards?
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, “If you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.”
That was the punchline...
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