What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

A barberqueue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgrl2494
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Two drunk guys were fighting. One of them drew a line in the dirt, and said if the other crossed it they would punch them in the face.

That was the punchline.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_am_dan17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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If there’s a line of gay people, it’s not a straight line...

It’s an LGBT Queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evanthekid16
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Sadly, only a fraction of people will get this joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NidalFlame
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.

Only a fraction of people will understand this

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face".

That was the punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Huiplayshd1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My wife didn’t like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.

She said it was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DingoWelsch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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A man drew a line in the middle of himself to prove a point...

He was half right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JK-AJ27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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No joke includes a punchline about the maginot line

I guess it's easier to go around it

Edit: typo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AtomicApex_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?

This joke actually has two answers: A Hairline or A Barbecue (barber-que)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crafty-Guy-715
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.

That's the punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_L_v_e_S
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I had a joke about a grizzly in my car but i always forget the punch line ..

Bear with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/azzapro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, β€œIf you cross this, I’ll hit you in the face.” /r/Jokes/comments/jx9abu/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldendarren
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Only a fraction of you will understand that

Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!

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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Which one stole your broom ma’am? Can you pick her out of a line up?

No it was Witch two officer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Had a race to see who could hang out our towels on the washing line quickest.

It was level pegging.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReaperWright88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator,

But only a fraction of people understand this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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There is a fine line between the denominator and the numerator

Only a fraction of people would get this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TickleLife
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I got a pen in Barcelona. It writes so smoothly. I can get the finest lines out of it. Everyone is so surprised by it

Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahh-potatoes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What do you call a line of rabbits marching backward?

A receding hare line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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A singer known for her show in Las Vegas has introduced a line of gourmet mustard...

Celine Dijon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What’s The Difference Between A Line And A Gay Person?

One Of Them Is Straight!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matt4307
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I saw yet another fence joke but this one seemed a bit out of line

So I offered to repost it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/codeninjaking42
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I went to get a haircut on Saturday but the line outside was huge when l got there.

Then the owner came out giving free burgers and hotdogs to everybody there.

It was the best barber queue ever!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I matched with a woman named Samantha on tinder. Guess my opening line:

β€œCan we chat now or β€œSamantha” time? β€œ

Btw .. this is my true story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hahaha_Joker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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If everyone in the world linked hands and stood in a straight line

Most of them would drown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Only a fraction of people know this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding puns (pun line underneath)

Because they take things literally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Remsta08
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I was racing with my younger brother on the track, and then he got mad that I didn’t draw a finish line marker on the sand. We kept racing but he kept losing, and at one point he got so mad he threw a tantrum and started hitting and punching and kicking me furiously

.....and that’s when I drew the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/singh_j
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Did you hear the one about the secret agent that was captured behind enemy lines with a sheepdog as part of his disguise?

When he was put to death, his captors ground him up and baked him in the oven covered in gravy and mashed potatoes.

When questioned as to why such a cruel and unusual punishment was administered, they stated that this was the only way to correctly execute a shepherd spy.

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What's the best vegetable at standing in a line?

The queue-cumber!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/42undead2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I used to think toking weed and snorting lines of coke made me a cool guy

but it was all just smoke and mirrors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Son, there is a fine line

Between a numerator and a denominator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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My son is the best ever at pulling the car aside a curb in line with other vehicles...

His parking is unparalleled!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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There's a fine line between the numerator and the denominator.

Only a fraction of the people will get this joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reasonable-Loan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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My son recently got casted as a sheep in a play but was nervous about forgetting his lines

I said "Son you're just feeling sheepish"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/liverpool135
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I found a phone number where if you call it, it gives you a famous movie line

So call this number, and get your free quote today

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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What do you call 100 rabbits in a single file line marching backwards?

A receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I mean normally the customer service at the chip shop is fine. But when there's huge lines and only a few teens working there? Then it's...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElvisGrizzly
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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It’s a line of Coke!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harmful_Sadness
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, β€œIf you cross this line, I’ll hit you in the face.”

That was the punchline...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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We once were questioning a perp who wouldn't say anything without his coarse file with cutting points instead of lines. After getting it, he immediately confessed...

He talked with a rasp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

A barberqueue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenBalls7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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A man drew a line on himself to prove a point

He was half right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JK-AJ27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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The difference between a numerator and denominator is a short line

Only a fraction of people will understand it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socdist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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