There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Yeah, and only a fraction of you will find this funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
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If you come to a line of cats, why do you have to pay to cross it?

Because it's a feline.

My family doesn't appreciate my humor.

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I was standing in line waiting to have my hair cut, when I noticed that no one had started a fire yet.

I thought, "This is a shit barber queue."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.

That’s the punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/American_Spud
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

A barberqueue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgrl2494
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Make two rectangles out of a diamond using one line

This was a problem on my step sons homework. No matter what, he couldn't seem to grasp it. So, I grabbed some post-it notes, turned it to a diamond and said "this is a diamond correct?" he says yes. I then turn the post-it notes a few degrees and say "this is a square correct?" And he instantly got what he had to do. I then threw out this, grade "A" knee slapper of a line "Diamonds are just crooked squares, you can't trust'em".

I think I'm gonna put on my jorts and tube socks now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigbore_729
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A line of Pick UP!s. A Pickup line if you will! reddit.com/gallery/m0m8b4
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I walked into a bar and there was a whole line of people waiting to take a swing at me.

I guess you could call that a punch line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GLIZZYGOD999
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If there’s a line of gay people, it’s not a straight line...

It’s an LGBT Queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evanthekid16
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face".

That was the punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What do you call the fine line between a statement and a joke?

A punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beastoytt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Sadly, only a fraction of people will get this joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NidalFlame
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Make a bee-line here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tway_UX
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What do you call a group of Pikachus doing a conga line?

A chu-chu train!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PiRRoundNotSquare
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.

Only a fraction of people will understand this

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I've written a stage representation of a story in which all lines are puns, and the stage is covered with the pages of a dictionary...

It's a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09
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What do you call a line of well dressed, sizzling hot babes?

Barbie queue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxBurntToastxx
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I just saw a line of rabbits jumping backward!

It was a receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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Did you know, if you took out your brain, and laid every neuron out in a line . . .

. . . you would die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majestic_walrus1
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I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Huiplayshd1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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2 drunk guys getting into a fight. One gets up and draws a line on the ground. He says "you cross this line and I'll punch you in the face".

That was the punchline...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinnen1
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What do you call two lines having a laugh?

Parallol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Timaeus_L
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A slice of key line pie in Jamaica is 2.75, while a slice in the Bahamas is 3.50.

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Only a fraction of you will understand that

Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixFlamebird
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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I just thought of a pickup line.

It goes, "BEEP BEEP VROOM VROOM HONK HONK BEEP HONK!"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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There’s a fine line between a secret

and memory loss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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Impossible Foods is introducing a new line of Edible Plant based Panties.

They call them Bloomers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dusty-cat-albany
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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If I put a bunch of iron in a line

It would be a FE-line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pokebandit91
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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What kind of watercraft go in a line?

Rowboats

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Not many know this, but in 1972 Bozo The Clown released a fragrance line.

It didn't sell very well.

People thought it smelled funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epic_Mustache
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My wife didn’t like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.

She said it was a waist of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DingoWelsch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What does the 50 yard line and a toilet have in common?

Best seat in the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deerkiller14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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A man drew a line in the middle of himself to prove a point...

He was half right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JK-AJ27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?

This joke actually has two answers: A Hairline or A Barbecue (barber-que)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crafty-Guy-715
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I got a pen in Barcelona. It writes so smoothly. I can get the finest lines out of it. Everyone is so surprised by it

Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahh-potatoes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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No joke includes a punchline about the maginot line

I guess it's easier to go around it

Edit: typo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AtomicApex_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I had a joke about a grizzly in my car but i always forget the punch line ..

Bear with me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/azzapro
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, β€œIf you cross this, I’ll hit you in the face.” /r/Jokes/comments/jx9abu/…
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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.

That's the punch line.

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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you

That's the punch line

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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.

That's the punch line.

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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?

A barberqueue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenBalls7
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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.

That's the punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_L_v_e_S
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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A man drew a line on himself to prove a point

He was half right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JK-AJ27
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The difference between a numerator and denominator is a short line

Only a fraction of people will understand it.

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