There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Yeah, and only a fraction of you will find this funny.
If you come to a line of cats, why do you have to pay to cross it?
Because it's a feline.
My family doesn't appreciate my humor.
I was standing in line waiting to have my hair cut, when I noticed that no one had started a fire yet.
I thought, "This is a shit barber queue."
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
Make two rectangles out of a diamond using one line
This was a problem on my step sons homework. No matter what, he couldn't seem to grasp it. So, I grabbed some post-it notes, turned it to a diamond and said "this is a diamond correct?" he says yes. I then turn the post-it notes a few degrees and say "this is a square correct?" And he instantly got what he had to do. I then threw out this, grade "A" knee slapper of a line "Diamonds are just crooked squares, you can't trust'em".
I think I'm gonna put on my jorts and tube socks now.
If there’s a line of gay people, it’s not a straight line...
Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face".
What do you call the fine line between a statement and a joke?
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Sadly, only a fraction of people will get this joke
What do you call a group of Pikachus doing a conga line?
I've written a stage representation of a story in which all lines are puns, and the stage is covered with the pages of a dictionary...
What do you call a line of well dressed, sizzling hot babes?
I just saw a line of rabbits jumping backward!
It was a receding hare line.
Did you know, if you took out your brain, and laid every neuron out in a line . . .
I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
What do you call two lines having a laugh?
A slice of key line pie in Jamaica is 2.75, while a slice in the Bahamas is 3.50.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
Only a fraction of you will understand that
Edit: I see this joke has been quite divisive! Thank you to everyone who made this joke a thousand times better in the comments, you're all amazing, and thank you for the awards!
I just thought of a pickup line.
It goes, "BEEP BEEP VROOM VROOM HONK HONK BEEP HONK!"
There’s a fine line between a secret
Impossible Foods is introducing a new line of Edible Plant based Panties.
If I put a bunch of iron in a line
What kind of watercraft go in a line?
Not many know this, but in 1972 Bozo The Clown released a fragrance line.
It didn't sell very well.
People thought it smelled funny.
My wife didn’t like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.
She said it was a waist of time.
What does the 50 yard line and a toilet have in common?
A man drew a line in the middle of himself to prove a point...
What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?
This joke actually has two answers:
A Hairline or A Barbecue (barber-que)
I got a pen in Barcelona. It writes so smoothly. I can get the finest lines out of it. Everyone is so surprised by it
Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!
No joke includes a punchline about the maginot line
I guess it's easier to go around it
Edit: typo
I had a joke about a grizzly in my car but i always forget the punch line ..
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, “If you cross this, I’ll hit you in the face.”
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Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you
I walked into a bar and there was a whole line of people waiting to take a swing at me.
I guess you could call that a punch line
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this
2 drunk guys getting into a fight. One gets up and draws a line on the ground. He says "you cross this line and I'll punch you in the face".
That was the punchline...
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
A man drew a line on himself to prove a point
The difference between a numerator and denominator is a short line
Only a fraction of people will understand it.
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