Me: "I'm terrified of the vertical axis."

Therapist: "Why?" Me: [screams]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlovenianGregor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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I saw a horizontal axis today and felt uncomfortable.

We used to date.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anxieturt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Vertical axis is the 'y' axis xD
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stunner19
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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I’m scared of the vertical axis

Don’t know y but I’m to scared to find out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HockeyTryhard25
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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The Z axis just left me and I don't know what to do.

How do I go how am I supposed to go forward with this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THETARX2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Patient: I'm afraid of the vertical Axis.

Therapist: Why ?

Patient: Yes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiberCrash
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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I’ve gained axis to the texts!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mehaxe
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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What's a prostitute's favorite axis?

whoreizontal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gmtarkin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2016
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Astronomers got tired of measuring the time taken for the earth to complete a full rotation of its axis.

So they decided to call it a day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCooperTroopa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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How often do pirate attacks occur?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HaltingHall0
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I believe y is up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punyae3671
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I made a graph for my past relationships.

It has an ex-axis and a why-axis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not_donald-trump
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?

They were denied axis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_nhir
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Not all Math puns are awful.

Just sum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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My cousin is a geometry teacher who simply abhors x, y and z...

He considers them to be the Axes of Evil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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there’s a fine line between a dad joke and a bad joke

that line is the Y-axis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soildressing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I made a graph showing my past relationships..

It was an ex axis and a why axis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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The plot thickens... imgur.com/kNRnBx9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jolindbe
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2015
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What do planets say in winter?

We're freezing our axis off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fischfun
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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I was trying to analyze why I’m still single.

So I divided the data according to the ex-axis and the why-axis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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During WWII why was Russia so horizontal

Because they were Ex-Axis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dotrod-Tod
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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Me: I’m afraid of the vertical axis.

Therapist: Why? Me: Screams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yuthenize
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I recently created a graph illustrating my past relationships.

It had an ex-axis and a why-axis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkoruda
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I made a graph about all my previous relationships

It had an ex-axis and a why-axis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ovi2wise
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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I made a graph showing my past relationships.

It has an EX axis and a Why Axis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2018
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