What does an axle wear?

Attire.

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👤︎ u/warmLuke0
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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Why couldn't the car finish the race after it lost an axle?

It was two-tired!

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📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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What happened to Guns 'n Roses' tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair?

Its axle rose.

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📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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Axl fell during a recent GnR concert.

Then, Axl rose.

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👤︎ u/89iroc
📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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People make such a big deal about Axl Rose joining AC/DC, but Slash has been right in the middle of them all along.
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📅︎ Jul 20 2016
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There's a huge rock on the other side of the speed bump on my street.

It causes a lot of axle dents.

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📅︎ Mar 30 2018
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My 10 year old daughter

Has a figure skating competition in about a month. So I'm asking her if she's ready. She tells me she needs to straighten out her axle. To which I respond "you can't be driving around with a crooked axle" And my 8 year old son says "you'll drive right off the road" I've trained him well.

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👤︎ u/irontan
📅︎ Oct 30 2013
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Trucker Dad Joke

Backstory: On a big truck a Super Single is a tire that is twice as wide as a traditional semi tire so you only need two tires per axle instead of four. My dad just bought a set for his truck.

Me: How are those Super Singles treatin' ya?

Dad: You should know, you are one!

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📅︎ Feb 25 2014
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Got dad joked by my friend on the highway

Driving down the highway i see a budlight 18 wheeler.

Me: look at the Budlight truck, it only has one axle on the trailer.

Friend: yeah, because it is a light beer.

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