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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your house calmly.
Because communication is the key.
Locked out
This woman is driving to the shops, She stops, gets out of her car, and goes to buy a newspaper.
When she gets back to her car, she realises that she has locked herself out of the car, and the keys are still inside !
She was just starting to panic, when an army truck pulls up, and asks her is she has a problem. She explains that she's locked her keys inside, and can't get in to continue her journey.
One of the squaddies then jumps down from the truck, and start rubbing his leg against the side of the car, and after a few seconds - ping - the door is open !!
She is amazed at this, and asks the squaddie how he did it.
He said,
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"It's because I'm wearing my khaki trousers"
If you have ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key
Edit: it's from here, so please give the op credit
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If you ever get locked out your house, talk to your lock calmly
Because communication is key.
What should you do if you get locked out of your house?
Be calm and talk to the lock.
Because communication is key!
If your ever get locked outside of your house just talk to your door lock.
Because communication is key.
If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to you lock calmly because
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I texted her: "Oh pun the door!"
If you ever get locked out of your house, try talking to it.
Because communication is the key
If you ever get locked out of your house...
Talk to your lock calmly, because communication is key.
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Why was the pasta locked out of its house.
My wife locked me outside the house because she got sick of my terrible wordplay jokes.
I texted her "Oh pun the door!"
If you get locked out of your house, try talking to it
Because conversation is key
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