Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in battle, and Vader says to Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke says, "No, that's impossible, how could that be?" Vader leans in closer, their lightsabers crackling under the pressure, and he replies...
I felt your presents!
My girlfriend and I just had a fight. She has locked herself in the bathroom for an hour and still hasn't left.
I am tired of her shit.
I got locked in a room with a deck of cards.
I was in solitaire confinement.
There was a locked metal box at an auction. The auctioneer said it was from the 1920’s and owned by really wealthy man. There could’ve been some really valuable stuff in it or it could just be empty. I didn’t want to bid anymore than $100 on it.
I thought it was a safe bet.
I locked my door on the way in, but when I looked back, it was slightly ajar
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My math teacher locked himself in a room with a piece of graph paper...
He must be plotting something.
Did you hear about the man locked out of his house in wet clothes?
Police say he dried of natural causes
What is a teenager yak doing locked in his room?
Probably just yacking off
I locked my keys in the car...
So I took off my pants, rolled them up and rubbed them on the car door. The car unlocked.
I'm so glad I was wearing my khaki trousers.
Which letter of the alphabet is locked in prison?
The letter "K" is inside "J" "L"
I play chess online with a guy that lives in a small land-locked country in Central Europe.
He’s my Czech-mate.
You're in a locked room, cement room with just stick, how do you get out?
Break the stick in half. Two halves make a whole. Climb out.
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I got locked in a room that was on fire.
It was torch-ure.
Did you hear about the guy who locked himself in the walk-in fridge?
When a coworker heard him yelling, the coworker said "Dude, I'm coming, just chill!"
You are locked in a room only with a bed and a calendar. How do you survive?
You eat the dates and drink from the springs.
....ok ill leave now
I got locked in a room with nothing but a deck of cards.
I was in solitaire confinement.
I accidentally locked myself in a room with nothing but a deck of cards..
I was in solitaire confinement.
You’re locked in a cement room and just have a stick. How do you get out?
Break the stick in half...
...two halves make a hole.
