6 Hilarious Dreadlock Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you call an Italian with dreadlocks?

A pastafarian.

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👤︎ u/Steeev88

📅︎ Apr 13 2020

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How do you remove dreadlocks?

With dreadkeys

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👤︎ u/kishenoy

📅︎ Dec 23 2019

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That guy driving a Miata has dreadlocks.

He must be a Mazdafarian

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👤︎ u/Z0na

📅︎ Feb 18 2018

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Jamaicans that fear operating doors with a key...

They dreadlocks.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Feb 23 2020

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I developed a weird phobia about hair.

I dreadlocks.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 29 2019

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I have a huge phobia of hair.

I dreadlocks.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 25 2018

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