A list of puns related to "Sparta"
Because dawn is tough on Greece
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
In the kitchen this morning, he tells me: "Dad, you know the Spartans were really fierce, and they'd throw away old weapons. They thought that if it wasn't sharp, it didn't have a point."
I've got two black Labradors. One is called Madness, but whenever someone ask me if that is his name, I will state "No, this is Sparta!", which is my other dogs name.
Had a bunch of friends with new babies recently and a few jokes for children's names came up. Would love to hear more.
1 - For wives who want their husbands to help in the middle of the night diaper changes, name your son Gotham. So at night you can whisper "Gotham needs you@ and your hubby can play batman
2 - Name your son Luke to relive Star Wars "Luke, I'm your father"
3 - name your daughter Sparta so when you introduce her you can say "THIS IS SPARTA!"
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