Why do people in Athens hate getting up early ?

Because dawn is tough on Greece

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📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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What’s faster, cold or hot?

Hot, because you can catch a cold.

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👤︎ u/DrakeVader
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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My son, who's studying ancient Greek culture in school, got me again.

In the kitchen this morning, he tells me: "Dad, you know the Spartans were really fierce, and they'd throw away old weapons. They thought that if it wasn't sharp, it didn't have a point."

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👤︎ u/Gatorflier
📅︎ Jan 31 2017
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Names of my Dogs

I've got two black Labradors. One is called Madness, but whenever someone ask me if that is his name, I will state "No, this is Sparta!", which is my other dogs name.

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👤︎ u/HexaTom
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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Yoda got sick

He started screaming, counting to 3000 and back and was throwing objects everywhere

Luke : What kind of disease is this, Mr.Yoda

Yoda : Sparta, disease

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📅︎ May 06 2019
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